𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘥 𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘶 ♲︎ zoo wee mama mfs 97% of this is satire

Cassie Jackson is in her sixth year of Hogwarts, and is proud to be a Ravenclaw. Plus, she's in the same year as the famous Harry Potter. But a Slytherin by the name of Draco Malfoy keeps crossing paths with her, whether it be by fate or accident. At first, two people could never hate each other more. But with the threat of Lord Voldemort looming over their heads, unlikely students become closer than ever before. A Draco Malfoy love story. [highest rank: #127 in fanfiction]

Alternative Universe (AU) - Quirkless - Aged up characters As a 20-something-year-old woman, [Y/n] just wanted to make enough cash in tips to pay for her rent and have fun. Being employed at U.A., one of the most renowned nightclubs in Japan known for its mystique and exclusivity, it wasn't difficult to fulfill this ambition. Within its walls, patrons indulged in their wildest fantasies, albeit at a steep price. However, everything changed when a group of six young men became regular attendees, each vying for [Y/n]'s attention in their own distinct ways: a blunt and protective explosives company CEO, a reserved heir to a prominent policing agency, an electric charismatic playboy, two Adonic happy-go-lucky bodybuilders with soft interiors, and a provocative Olympic ring gymnast skilled in ropes and tape. With romantic tensions brewing amidst the allure of the nightclub scene, duties and passion collide for a thrilling tale of desire and intrigue.