Danny Gonzales moves in with his best friend and secret crush Drew gooden after his gf died in afganistan going to war and then one night drew gets drunk and then....find out!!!

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Lolol u know u wanna read this

The best Petekey oneshot you will ever read ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Patrick hates being called Pat. Somebody calls him Pat. Somebody is taught a lesson in the worst kind of way. (THIS IS A JOKE OMG)

(Slow Updates) You thought the story was over? Hell no! Say hello to the new and improved crack fic, now with 69% more crack. Probably read the first one before you read this. It'll help it make more sense. Although, none of this makes sense...

This is mostly mcr but there might be other emo shit. Prepare your asses for the best fic you've ever read.

All memes and the cover are mine. I don't fucking care what you do with my stuff tbh

Dan finds a mysterious egg and