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Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

My lovely Wattpad rant book, focusing on multiple Cliché and over used tropes with enough salt, pepper and olive oil to appease Gordon Ramsay. Ever reach a point in life when every werewolf/Vampire fic you read seems like the one you read earlier but with different characters? Or the lack of normal guys against the overwhelming number of bad boys and players on the planet known as Wattpad? Ever felt like ranting that how overused love triangles, gangs, mafias, billionaire, sci-fic dystopia tropes are? Or reading a book where the MC is described as a toad but is being played by Angelina Jolie or Shakira herself? Are you sick of it? So am I! In that case, Well, why not read this book? and rant in the comment section. For anything that may come across as being offensive..... I really really am not sorry over that since it's my opinion. :P Peace and salt cover credits: @floatyourself

❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotline?❞ ---- fun conversations between two Potterheads over the Starbucks hotline. [highest rank: #6 in short story] [highest rank: #2 in short story 5/6/17]

Hannah Taylors finally gives in to her desperation and does one of the stupidest things a girl can do to grab her unapproachable long-time crush Jonah Gibbs' attention: spill soda on his white shirt and leave a motherfrigging red blotch on it. Accidentally... on purpose.

Cerita ini merupakan cerita rekaan semata-mata. Bertujuan untuk memperkenalkan kesatuan ummah dan ukhwah batch 01 31st ummah. Dan merangsang dan melahirkan seni melalui penulisan.. cewah,, ayat.. cerita ni tak ada kena mengena dengan yang hidup atau pon yang telah meninggal dunia. Jadi jangan kecam sebarang kesilapan luar kotak.. hahahah ok tu je.. 😘.. Sedikit sinopsis.. Kem Penjagaan Aurat dan Ikhtilat yang dianggap biasa oleh warga 31st ummah muslimat asrama, berubah menjadi peristiwa paling gelap dalam hidup mereka setelah satu wabak penyakit tersebar hingga ke seluruh Malaysia bahkan memasuki perkarangan samer. Dapatkah 31st ummah bertahan dalam setiap ujian yang allah berikan kepada mereka? Antara ummah melawan mayat hidup, siapakah juara yang sebenar? الله يفتح عليكنا..

This is for those who are tired of reading the same romance bad boy cliché and something fresh to read. This is the story of how a girl tries to change herself for the better and worse. This is my story.

"Allah brings you to this, He will definitely bring you through this.Qowiy !"

Bulan semakin sunyi , dengan tangisan tanpa hati ;

"kau pernah dgr cerita tak?" "pasal apa?" "pasal ada sebuah daerah.. yang mana daerah tu dah dikenakan sihir yg sangat kuat.. yang menyebabkan terhapusnya orang2 beriman dan orang2 islam.. dan akhirnya, semua rakyat dalam daerah tu... hidup bagai tiada pegangan dan paksi kehidupan.. berjalan dan berkerja mengikut pukau dajal.. oleh seorang ahli sihir penyembah syaitan api.. Monzuela Awiela.." "betul ke?! jadi apa akan jadi dengan penduduk daerah tu?!" "tiada siapa akan tahu... adakah manusia yang akan bangkit dari pukau dajal ahli sihir penyembah syaitan api tu?"