trigger warning : homophobia, depression, anxiety, beer, sex, substance abuse, necrophilia, phat asses, school AU ----------------- fireman sam x postman pat smut when sam is experiencing homophobic struggles and cant control himself in the classroom, he looks to pat for help. -------- minors DNI - 18+ I do not own any characters or franchises but plot and story are original

Gerard is a single parent now, finally matching paces with his best friend, Frank, who is also a single parent. Lindsey and Gerard aren't worse off than Jamia and Frank, and maybe Gerard's thankful for that. He's also thankful for Frank, who's always there for him. *I don't own anything except the plot and my own made up characters* Yayuh [some trigger warnings]

Gerard was late, and it was fucking raining. He'd missed the bus and it was fucking raining, and he was totally going to get dropped from the play if he was late again and he was so fucking screwed, but honestly Gerard wasn't all that keen on it when he'd heard the only main part he'd managed to get in this damn theatre group was of a fucking crossdresser. For someone who was supposed to be in the closet, he was doing an awfully bad job of it. Frank Iero was Gerard's favourite punk ass skater dickhead, that he was currently working on eternally denying to himself the crush he had on Frank, which totally didn't exist of course, but Frank was really cute, and Gerard was really stupid; stupid enough to think that he could totally pull off pretending to be a girl in order for heterosexual Frank Iero to fall for him. Surely, this was truly the worst idea Gerard Way has ever had.

In which Brendon and Ryan are fuck buddies. Brendon wants more and Ryan is definitely not gay... right? High School AU There will be a lot of smut. Third Person, but mainly centred around Brendon.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

SEQUEL TO FUCK BUDDIES READ FUCK BUDDIES ON MY PAGE BEFORE THIS BOOK DON'T READ DESCRIPTION IF YOU DON'T WANT SPOILERS OF LAST BOOK - Ryan was gay and in love with Brendon, and he was finally ready to try and accept it. "I promise to treat you so much better, baby," he promised, holding tightly onto Brendon, "so much better." And while that was true, so much was left unresolved. Dallon would still tell everybody before Ryan was ready to come out, his parents would be another obstacle in their way, and the process of Ryan learning to accept him would be an extensive, complicated one. This one would be a soul breaker. - High School AU Third person, but mainly centered around Brendon. There will be a lot of smut.

Frank didn't plan on befriending anyone at school and he especially had no intention of falling in love with Gerard Way. While Frank's new friendships make a memorable year, a tragic accident truly makes high school unforgettable. Frerard // My Chemical Romance, Tonight Alive, Set It Off, PVRIS, Panic! At The Disco, Paramore, Fall Out Boy // high school au Highest Rankings: #1 codycarson, #1 jennamcdougall, #10 mcrfanfic