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Once Upon a Bathroom Stall by hyrule
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❝I- what? What are you talking about? Who is this?❞ ❝Well the bathroom stall says that this number is the gateway to a good time, and unless you're trying to say that a bathroom stall is lying to me, I think I need a little more information to be sold. Do you have like a yelp page I could look up? Past customer reviews? How many stars out of five?❞ ❝What are yo- oh my god, I'm going to fucking kill Marie.❞ (alternatively called: a lot of people shit with pens) written in dialogue // cover by xhemmingshugsx
Beautiful Nightmare (The Beautiful #1) ✓ by rosylnx
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Hera Hawkins gets herself locked in the school library and that's not even the worst part. Because she is stuck with her arch-enemy aka ex-boyfriend Hunter Knight and she has to survive the entire night alone with him. - - - After a brutal breakup, Hera Hawkins swore to herself that she would never ever cross paths with her ex, Hunter Knight ever again. But fate has made other plans for her. Because she somehow gets locked up in the school library with her sworn nemesis, her ex-boyfriend. Hera is stuck with him in the very place where they first met. The place where they shared so many memories. The place where their love was formed. This whole situation is definitely Hera's worst nightmare. What happens when Hera realizes that she has no escape from this aggravating reality? Is she able to survive an entire night with her infuriating yet unbelievably good-looking nemesis? Will Hunter stay a nemesis to Hera or can their love be rekindled? Let's leave it up to fate to tell. - - - @StoriesUndiscovered 'The One & Only' reading list - 01/11/20 @Romance 'Young Love' reading list - 09/11/20 • • • Started: 30th June 2020 Completed: 15th September 2020 • • • © 𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘺𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘴.
Fraternizing with the Enemy by hyrule
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(alternatively called: slow burn, second-hand embarrassment, and shenanigans) A girl made up of short fuses, clumsy feet and copious amounts of sarcasm has to team up with her irritatingly obnoxious neighbour in the name of love (also known as raging teenage hormones). Because in the grand scheme of things, what's a little deal with the devil? (Spoiler Alert: absolute chaos.) cover by xdemonsflowerx
Better Than You | ✔️ by brynnbunker
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**FAIR WARNING: YOU WILL HAVE TO BE PATIENT WITH CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT, BUT IT IS THERE, AND WORTH THE READ. IF YOU ARE OVERLY SENSITIVE, DO NOT READ THIS BOOK* Logan Pierce and Noah Locke are sworn enemies. Both at the top of their class, holding themselves to the highest standards; both captains of their volleyball teams, Logan as the girls captain, Noah as the boys; and both constantly playing seemingly harmless pranks to get back at one another. Or, at least, they're usually harmless... If one thing is true, Noah Locke and Logan Pierce are not friends. But does that mean they could never be friends? Or transcend their title as enemies? Logan might take things too far sometimes, but there's a reason behind the angry front she puts on, and in order to get behind it, someone needs to show her that there's more to life than being the best at everything. Cue Noah Locke. When the two volleyball teams are sent away to a team bonding camp for a week over Fall break, Logan and Noah must learn to get along for the sake of their teams. Partnered up and made to do activities together and bond, the goal is for Noah and Logan to stop this ongoing feud. And when something happens at the bonding camp that brings Logan's vulnerable side up to bat, Noah is the one who has to bring her back. While Logan and Noah explore something other than hatred for one another, there are secrets and people who could be working in toll to bring them apart. But will they be able to transcend those factors and stop fighting for once? Or were they destined to be enemies forever? "Better Than You" challenges the idea that enemies have to stay enemies forever, and proves that if you don't run away from love, you may just find where you were meant to be.
In 27 Days (Watty Award Winner 2012) by HonorInTheRain
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Hadley Jamison doesn't know what to think when she hears that her classmate, Archer Morales, committed suicide. She didn't exactly know him, but that doesn't stop her from feeling like there was something she could have done to help him. So to Hadley's surprise, on the very night of Archer's funeral, she has a run in with Death himself and is offered the chance to go back in time to stop Archer from ending his life. The catch? She only has twenty-seven days to do it. And if Hadley doesn't succeed? Well, she doesn't want to think about that.
Wedding Flowers [Completed] by brookeallyson254
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Highest Rank: #1 in ChickLit Addison Thomas has been fascinated with flowers since she was little. Her and her mom would plant flower after flower making their home look like a flower shop. Addy has made her dream of opening a flower shop come true with the help of her friend. Marilyn Thomas' Flowers is bustling with business. She never expects to have to create floral arrangements for her ex-neighbor, ex-bestfriend, ex-boyfriend Graham Fields. Oh, and she's invited to the wedding. Now Addy has to find a date, travel three hours, and create the perfect flowers for a wedding she wishes would never happen.
Hot Line | ✓ by iwearheelys
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in which a guy calls a sex hotline just looking for a friend. ©iwearheelys, all rights reserved.
Storm and Silence by RobThier
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"It is your choice," he said, stepping so close to me that our lips were almost touching. "Either do what I say - or get another job." My heart stood still as I gazed up into his deep, dark, dangerous eyes... In a world where women's only role in life is to sit at home and look pretty, Lilly is determined to fight for her freedom. There's only one problem: a powerful man blocking her way.
The Beauty And The Heist  by Lisa-Stone
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Highest Rank #1 in Action 14/6/16 Chevron Raynes 'accidentally' hacks into her college mainframe and finds blueprints to a billion dollar satellite belonging to none other than the Mafia. As if that wasn't bad enough, when the blueprints and a certain Professor go missing, Chevron is thrown under the Mafia's radar. Soon she's running for her life with not one but three Mafias behind her, in a race to get the blueprints. Adrian DeLuca is a genius who has a talent for psychology and manipulation. He may be the youngest Mafia Boss ever, but his raw ambition and ruthlessness scares people twice as old as him. So what happens when his only chance of getting the billion dollar blueprint is a headstrong, intelligent little girl who was probably just in the wrong place at the wrong time? An adventure where the two unlikely allies travel the globe to solve cryptic clues and pull off the heist of the century without killing each other. Laced with humor and romance. *Strong Language* I wrote this when I was 16. Cut me some slack.
Perfect Target by FaithEri
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He was so provocative. Like he was going to beat me at my own game without even trying. It got on my nerves. Every single one of them. I just knew I was in deep, deep trouble. **** Multi-millionaire Evan Carter is one of the most eligible bachelors in New York. When this gorgeous, irresistible businessman catches the eye of con artist Flora Edwards, only one thought runs through her mind. Perfect Target. But when real feelings intervene and secrets spill out, will her plans come crashing down? The attraction is undeniable and she might just be ready to lose in her own game if it means winning the only man her heart truly desires. A passionate journey of love, promises , betrayals and lies.