Once the world was a rotten hell, but now heros from the shad- Dazai- can we just cut to the scene where I find the perfect bitch to commit suicide with? Atsushi- you interrupted the intro! *sighs* Akiko- well Dazai does ruin shit every time *claps hands SLOWLY*

Join Kokichi Ouma on an acid trip as he imagines himself to be the protagonist of a children's educational program that is neither educational or kid-friendly. (Please keep in mind that Ouma the Explorer was initially written by an immature 14-year-old several years ago. There are inappropriate mentions of suicide and likely various other triggers. It's a little late to add a disclaimer this long after publishing, but please read responsibly! And hey, maybe have a laugh or two for the parts that are ACTUALLY funny~?)

-wanna have sex -get AwaY u hoRny nArWhal