When Kim Namjoon becomes the commanding officer of Brooklyn's 99th precinct, he soon realizes that with the job comes babysitting six chaotic officers. ━━━━━━━━ "I didn't know tazing the microwave would start a fire!" Jungkook argued. "Well did you think it was going to fucking surrender and let you handcuff it?" Jin retorted, throwing the fire extinguisher into the flames. "That's not how you use a fire extinguisher, Jin!" Jimin screamed. ― A BTS crackfic © 2019 asakayu trailer by @Kidrauhl8Forever

"Namjoon, are you sure about this?" "It's too risky, Namjoon." "I'll do whatever I can." Silence. « Warning ⚠️ » Serious topics like parenthood, finance, things that relate with the law, etc will be spoken about in this fan-fiction. Many other things will be spoken about as well as the story progresses. Daily reminder that, Not everything about a teenager's life is as easy as the older generation thinks. Teen's suffer in different ways, teen's who get closer to adult hood suffer even greater. Many teens just know how to compose themselves and take the higher road, even if it seems like they aren't. Besides that this Fan-Fic will involve good amounts of fluff and moments that will make you smile. Basically a fan fic you never knew you needed. K. NJ & BTS ♡ - VANE

-When a 23 year old man gets a text from a 17 year old twink at 19:00 on Grindr- Warnings n stuff inside

Namjoon has been feeling a bit needy. All the poor boy wanted was to get dicked down. He dressed as a girl. Wearing skirts, crop tops, cute sweaters, fish nets and thigh highs. He wore this stuff to get the attention of his members. He wanted them. what happens when his wish comes true ✰✰✰ I'm bad at writing stories so I'm sorry if I did anything wrong :/

Namjoon should have known it was too good to be true , a huge apartment, in a nice safe area, only 5 minutes away from his new University for only $200 a month? He got all of that, and also an extra 6 people to live with. - To be honest, there's not a lot of bottom Namjoon OT7 stories, so here I am ~

"l-look! there's pretty planets everywhere.." "there sure is." jungkook's love is only requited when he is little, and namjoon doesn't understand how much he's hurting him. // little!jungkook// // caretaker!namjoom// // n o k i n k s //

"Say something that makes sense, my phone's at 30%" - "I think I found my alpha." started: 04/04/18 finished: -

kim namjoon gets selected out of hundreds to become the new bodyguard for the famous and grumpy idol min yoongi. namjoon thinks it's going to be a piece of cake, but that doesn't seem to be the case.

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.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. What happens when instead of having your own room, the students of UA had to share rooms? .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. Izuku Midoriya came to school one day in a hurry, just to find out that they would get to share a dorm with someone. What happens when Shoto Todoroki gets put in the same dorm as him? Will they become closer friends? Maybe best friends. Or even lovers? You came here for Tododeku so you can probably tell which one. But read to find out more about their story! .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. tododeku with a bit of kiribaku .・。.・゜✭・.✫・゜・。. #1 rating in dormmates #7 in tododeku #22 in fluff