[SERIOUS VERSION] In a lab of horrible mistakes, A lonely, but married, man creates a new species of animal called the Mecicinal-Cervidae, a new type of deer which cause people to die in car accidents while doing the drug it was named after, then eats the persons head off. In this universe, millions of people die a year from a high scientists "accidental" house fire. [TRIGGER WARNING] This book includes/May include: Cannibalism Death Drugs Car crashes Assassination House fires Horrible deaths described in a little too much detail

[NOT ACTUAL VERSION YET] In a lab of horrible mistakes, A lonely, but married, man creates a new species of animal called the Mecicinal-Cervidae, a new type of deer which cause people to die in car accidents while doing the drug it was named after, then eats the persons head off. In this universe, millions of people die a year from a high scientists dumb house fire. [TRIGGER WARNING] This book includes/May include: Cannibalism Death Drugs Car crashes Assassination House fires Horrible deaths described in a little too much detail