"Being a vampire sucks" Peterick au set in the little less sixteen candles universe where humans and vampires are forbidden from being near one another. This situation becomes particularly difficult for Patrick Stump... and his dead boyfriend. WARNING: blood (Gallons of the stuff)

Mikey is so sick of how annoying his big brother, Gerard has been acting. He decides to give Gerard a taste of his own medicine by casting a spell on him, and splitting his personality up. But each one had a different hair color, Black White Red, and Blonde is the real Gee. Good luck Gee! You're going to need it.