Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

A life with the sope family and their 3 wonderful children. Yoongi: 24 Hoseok: 23 Taehyung: 2 Jimin: 2 Jungkook: 5 months Jin: 43 (Hoseok's Mom) Namjoon: 44 (Hoseok's Dad) All ages will be the same unless changed by birthdays or other instances in the story. Enjoy!!!

"I don't want a soulmate anymore."

Kim Namjoon is the ugliest professor at Bulletproof University... ...or so they thought. #96 in Fanfiction 170512 #1 in NamJin 170827 #4 in Yoonseok 171026 #1 in angst 180711 Managed to stay ranked #842 in Fanfiction for 19 days straight. 161106-25 #44 in BTS 180513 (Cross-posted to AO3)

"Roses are red, violets are blue-" "Violets are purple, believe me I would know."

In which Jin receives some not so innocent DMs on Instagram.

"I'm straight! It's just that gay porn pays better."

Vampire x Werewolf - "What's your favorite flower?" "Oh... Blood roses are my favorite." - Werewolves and Vampires are enemies. They have always hated one another. Never once have they shown affection. It's the rules of the contract. Or should I say, "peace treaty". The rules are simple: - No killing -No boundary crossing -If a werewolf steps into Vampire territory, the vampire may do whatever it so chooses to the wolf; vice versa - No cross loving. No cross loving... for who could love a heartless vampire? Who could love a murderous wolf? - Jungkook: Top Jimin: Bottom _ Other ships: Namjin & Yoonseok

"The rain brought me sadness, but my happiness was you." One cold rainy night, a baby was left at someones door. That baby is human, and the woman didn't realize she left the small child at a vampires doorstep- more like seven vampires. Will they take you in, or will they abandon you like she did? - Rain ©︎KittyBlossomCB - STARTED: August 30th 2018 ENDED: - - - :::: Goals :::: - Hit 1 Million in views [✔️] (03/23/20)

Korea goes into an uproar when its announced that its faceless King, Kim Namjoon, likes men and only men. In an effort to get him married off, his grandmother holds a competition in which the winner will become the King's spouse. Korea's gay men gather to win over the King's heart, but from just one look Namjoon feels himself drawn to one particular candidate, Kim Seokjin.