♡A lovely story about how two star-cross lovers take their lives♡ I hate this with a passion, please forgive the person I use to be <3

Most of them are stolen from Tumblr Edit: How are people still finding this story I-

Puns, lots of em Caution: puns are so bad that one might get angry and throw their phone across the room

A step by step guide, on how to commit the perfect murder! And remember! This is just for people who are interested in how this works. Not for actually killing, that's illegal..... Don't kill people. Unless you have to. And if you do use this info to kill a human and get caught. Please Don't tell them you got anything from me! I personally don't want to get caught up in all that.. I plan to live a life of no crime, as much as you think it would be my lifestyle!