Comebacks To Use. (funny comebacks and insults)

New cover by @_Sugartae😍😍 Need a good comeback? Need a good revenge plan? Well you've come to the right place. here are the funniest comebacks of the year.

Sweet as Sugar, Crazy as Hell

"Are you crazy?!" He asked me for the zillionth time. "Yes!" I replied, hopping over another trap. "How did I end up having you as a partner?" He muttered under his breath. I giggled, "You better hurry up, rookie, 'cause I can sense hounds coming our way." "Hounds?" Before I could answer, an alarm going off stopped me...

SpongeBob x Patrick

SpongeBob passionately kissed his pink pal, he loved him so much, it was true love.

Waffle Cones (#1)

"Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." "Oh, shiitake mushrooms." ...