Things only a Nigerian can relate to... some other people too maybe. Jokes and rants But if you want to laugh feel free to read.

Alright.....Enjoy Nigeria's funniest jokes. All on me. I take credit for NOTHING......... AGAIN!!!

If you're Nigerian you already know what's next, if you're not, venture if you dare. But I welcome all to a world of memes, puns and tribal stereotypes.

Everyone calls her a bad girl, a delinquent and a devil in disguise but no one truly knows her. Meet the insecure Isabella, the girl every guy wants and every girl envies. Isabella is a bully, Isabella is a headache to all her teachers but after being sexually abused by her enemy's dad, she runs away only to come back as a changed person. Unfortunately, the chaos she stirred up is still waiting for her. Isabella deals with the struggles and real life situations teenagers and young adults face and gives solutions and advice through a captivating story. ___________ | Unedited | July, 2018. - 19 Sept. 2019

This story is based on a true life story. Adesua is forced to attend a new school against her wishes. Fortunately for her, she finds her first love in the same school with her. What happens when she finds out that he feels the same way towards her? Just as everything starts going right, it all starts to go wrong. Read at your own risk.

Trinity Academy is a school with it all. Amazing facilities. The good, the bad and the ugly teachers. Mean girls. Hot boys. And of course drama. This is Irene's story, a girl with family drama and whole lot of school drama. Note: This is a Nigerian themed book so there will be Nigerian words in it, don't worry translations are always provided. Book cover: done by me.

"Let me go you caveman,I'm not gonna allow you to disrespect me in my father's house. First you call me a slit,what else do you want?i asked with a shaky voice. "I want you Kaila" "Like hell you do. I'm tired of trying,tired of crying,tired of fighting. Hell,am tired of li.....mmmmh" I was cut of as his lips attacked mine. Damn " Dont ever repeat those words from your mouths ever again. Look,am so sorry......

"Following these traditional good girl ways, I learnt to cook, clean and sweep at the age of 8. Today I am 16 year old and all I do is cook, clean and sweep, preparing myself for the days when I turn 21 and cook, clean and sweep for eternity while my husband-the doctor/lawyer/engineer/rich man/ Igbo to the core-goes about his daily business making money to provide for me and my 4 children who will be First In All Their Classes." Ifeoma Asika is an 18-year-old girl from Lagos, born into Nigerian Elite. She is First In All Her Classes (as she was born to parents who were First In All Her Classes), beautiful and talented. She speaks fluent Igbo and drives around in tinted Range Rovers, unaware of the evils that lurk. Cynical and world-weary, she dreams of a life untouched by Nigerian values and Marriage. She lives a repeated life of school, housework and church desperate for a chance to do something different. Then comes Bankole. He's unlike anyone she has ever met. He is the tall muscular son of her father's new employee. With his close-shaven head, rapid-fire Yoruba, his free spirit, he is a light at the end of the tunnel. When-in a series of unfortunate events-she finds herself pregnant, disowned, expelled and in debt to the local dibia, she seeks the help of Bankole in which they find the one thing they have both been looking for. #weneeddiversebooks

What happens when what you've put away becomes your desire and all you've ever wanted?? As a little girl, I believed in ponies and unicorns; in castles and in fairies; in magic and happily-ever-afters but most of all, I believed in finding my prince charming who would literally sweep me off my feet. You grew up with this perspective and saw through coloured lenses. Really, all is not what you'd think they'd be. Read and enjoy. Bon appetite😋😎

"No amount of coffee could keep me awake like you do." Jake is the hockey player with the hot girlfriend. Katie is the girl with a name no one remembers. Jake is used to getting what he wants. Katie is used to getting coffee for her hungover mother. Until one night, one chance meeting between two strangers changes everything. No words, no stories to share, and above all, no names. Just two people who don't know each other, a hot string of kisses in bathroom, and a mutual goodbye. Except there's one problem: Katie felt something.