Funny Stories

Funny stories.

Just One Little Bite

"Just one little bite and I can drain all your blood," he states while planting kisses along my neck. "Better yet I'll drain your blood, kill you, then change you into a monster like me." "You won't do it," I whisper as my voice wavers with uncertainty. He chuckles against my neck. "Are you sure about that Isabel?" A...

The Beast Inside (Unedited Version)

Cherryl Carter is a normal, shy ,reserved girl. Like most of the girls out there She's a nobody and she loves it. She has just got two friends that's far more than she has ever asked for. The way her life is, no partying.. no boys and no action, most of the people will find it boring but not her. She's happy with the...

Mine

Alexia is a member of the Blue Moon pack and she lives with her mother,father and brother in the pack's house. Soon,when one of the biggest celebrations for the Moon Goddess is close,the biggest pack in the states,the Shadow Wolves Pack arrives in the territory in order to celebrate with them. Their Alpha,Alpha Leo i...

The Servant Mate (complete)

When young Ana, a servant girl, finds out that her mate is Alpha of her pack and the middle Prince of her city, she is too scared to show herself to him for fear that he will reject her and bring her family lower than it already is. There's only one problem. When the Prince finds out that his mate is near, he wants to...

The Fox and The Wolf

For 18 year old Avery Williams, life hasn't been an easy ride. With her mom on life support, being poor which means she can't afford her mom's surgery, she has to raise her 6 year old sister Lilly by herself in their small apartment, and her dad abandoned them before Lilly was even born. But one stormy night while Av...

Mark of the Moon

My first mistake had been re-noticing people in my classes, if I hadn't done that; I wouldn't have re-noticed Tristan Everdeen. I should have known that the moment I had become entranced in those eyes of his-silver, deep, contemplative-that things never would be the same. But of course, I didn't. Because since when do...

YOU ARE MINE

A/N 2023: currently updating but warning to new readers !! I wrote this story in 2014. I was in middle school or high school, I don't even know that's how long it's been : so please take that into consideration and enjoy the ride So how did I meet my beloved mate? Well, our first interaction there's really no way...

The Troublesome Mate

Juliets parents left when she was little leaving her with her older brother and two younger siblings what will happen now that she is vengeful, hates life, and wants to be a rogue forever. She has to move back with her parents and their pack one problem, she doesn't want to be in a pack. She finds herself mate and all...

She Ran

COMPLETED and slowly (very slowly) editing PREVIOUSLY KNOWN AS THE RUN AWAY Toni Johnson was never a social butterfly. She kept to herself and never questioned her superiors. Toni was at the bottom of the food chain, the omega of the Faded Night Pack. At age sixteen she was rejected by her mate, Colton Lockwood, her p...

The Omega Became My Equal

"You're my mate? Impossible " Lindsey said shocked. She was the soon to be alpha of the largest pack in the world and he was just an omega. "It looks that way" Chasin said trying not to feel offended even though her words cut like a knife. He was nervous and knew what was coming next, he just didn't want to accept it...

My Dark Mate [2021: Editing]

Chelsea Delaney. That's my name. It didn't take me very long to find my mate, but it's not all it's cracked up to be. People say he's incapable of love, incapable of remorse, incapable of good. He has a very dark character. But he's mine, my very own dark mate.

The Alpha Calls Me Kitten

Highest Ranking: #1 in Werewolf Watty's 2015 Winner: Talk of the Town 11/23/15 "Literally the best werewolf book I've ever read." -@itsroma "*rereads 10,000,000,000 times and cries every time*" -@stilessparklez "#5thtimereader *I have to vote on all the chapters this time, that's how engrossed in the book I've become*...

Heavenly Poison

Damien and Sebastian are both Legens— a supernatural creature which only a select few know that even exists. After getting kicked out of their homes at a young age, and being considered “freaks” by their parents, Damien and Sebastian make it their business to find adventure and live life to the fullest. Despite the h...

The Rejected Mate

Heartbroken. When he rubbed it in my face that he never wanted me. Pain. That's what I felt when he rejected me. Alone. That's how I've been when I left him. Nevaeh Adams doesn't remember what happen when she was younger all she can remember was being found in a basement by a pack of wolves to only be treated like a...

possessive alpha mate

After Emma's parents died in a rogue attack, her and her sisters run away from their current pack. The reason is because alpha jackson wants to marry emma. He wants her all to himself and she isn't even his mate. While running,they cross the largest pack in the world. What happens when the alpha is her mate. How will...

Rejected At First Sight

"Oomph!" The sound rushed out of my mouth as the door opened before I could reach the handle and my body hit a wall. I took a step back and realized that it wasn't in fact a wall, but instead a very attractive male. I looked up at his head to see a very messy, but sexy, mop of black hair on top of his head. When I loo...

Mr. Alpha Is My Mate (Discontinued)

Ashley Caine is a very unique werewolf. She's the Alphas daughter. She doesn't want a mate but all that changes when she takes a run in the woods to relax and finds..."him". Xaiver Kingsley is a powerful, serious, possesive, Alpha looking for his mate. He will do anything to find her but he finds out she doesn't want...

Oh gosh. My Mate Is An Alpha

I'll be honest with you; i don't want a mate. Especially not an Alpha! It's not just because i'm afraid they'll reject me but i'm also afraid they'll treat me like my pack- or even worse. But i just had to run away and meet Jace Carter; my mate and an Alpha. Can i trust him? He's very possessive and i hate that. I'm m...

Alpha Mine

For the most part Dava's led a happy life. She had everything that she needed; a loving family, a good home and her romance books. She was saved by the man that she now calls father at the age of five and grew up lacking for nothing. She was the quiet, shy type in school and stayed in the background for the most pa...

Cheating and Lying Mate

He was my mate, my other half. I was happy at first but like all good things, it must come to an end. Seeing it with my own eyes wasn't the worst part of it though. The worst part was the fact that he had the courage to tell me that he loved me when in reality, he didn't. Running away from him seemed like a good idea...

Unbound (Bound To You sequel)

Megan thought she had her happy ending. She was wrong. James and her might have completed their mate bond but he's still distant and cold. And external forces are threatening the pack. A witch clan is coming for Lucy, a group of werewolf hunters are in town and to top it off Boston pack's alpha is planning to reveal t...

Love Me Alpha

Holly is a young werewolf who has been singled out her whole life, but when her pack finally pushes her too far causing the thin thread she had been hanging onto to break she thinks death will be her salvation. It’s a shame her plans are interrupted when she meets the alpha of vicious pack though, but is she to broken...

Hiding from Mr. Alpha, Ha Good Luck

Don't get me wrong I love my brother and his friends, but it would be nice to make some friends of my own other than Megan. But I, Eva Henderson, want a LIFE! And with big brother always lurking around the corner, I cant. Do you know how annoying it is when you are at the mall and some random really HOT guy approaches...

The Alpha Meets His Match

The Alpha Meets The Rogue sequel. Dylan and Leila have finally defeated Alpha Nicolas and Alpha Jackson. The battle against Raven Pack is finally over, but that doesn't mean the problems have ended. Leila and Dylan are still working on their relationship, which keeps hitting bumps that they must overcome. Of course...

Spare me Dear Alpha

Emily- Emily is described as the most beautiful person in the world. She is often referred to as a Goddess. She has eyes that one can easily get lost in. She is a great friend that cares about people and makes the world a better place. She is easy to love too. That's how I'm supposed to be but then again, it's not...

P.A.M. Syndrome (Possessive Alpha Mate)

(Warning: Sexual Content) "Get on the bed NOW!" He said, backing me up against the wall. "W-W-What?" I stuttered like a fool. Instead of replying, he pushed me down on the bed roughly and began kissing me on my neck. I let out a small moan of pleasure, but realized where this would lead to if we continued...

The Alpha Stole My Heart

Abbey is a cute, innocent 17 year old girl who has to live in a tiny town located somewhere in Alaska. She's always had to be prepared for anything seeing as she was bullied at her old school in California but nothing could prepare her for the big, possessive Alpha that was thrown at her.....literally. This story is c...

The Boys Across The Street

Shays the new girl. Shes been moving around a lot and she only moves away when her Mom cant get any money from her boy toy. Shay Moves to a new town goes to a new school but the school and town is like no other. In a way its different. While there Shay discovers new things about herself that she couldn't even imagine...