This is a suicide squad story just different, way different. In fact it's gonna go a little my way. But trust me when I say it's gonna be good because it is. Just watch.

Just some Harley x Reader (you!) Oneshots! I only do Harley x Reader or Harleen x Reader Feel free to comment any requests!

Hi'ya toots~ its the Queen of crime her'ra an I'ma get ya broke in! awe don't look that way ahaha...I'm talkin' bout gettin' ya broke into the life of crime, see the people in this city don't play nicely when it comes to new babies. so that means I gotta teach'cha da ropes...whichever ones they maybe...they will help. so welcome to Gotham City, let's get this show on the the road, no control included. Rp: 18+

You're a new inmate at the Arkham Asylum, institute for the criminally insane. It seems pretty homey compared to where you were living. You're convicted of many accounts of aggravated assault, theft, and just being down right coo-coo. But in all of the institution, no one seemed to pay you any mind. All but one inmate who was just as crazy as you. Harley Quinn.

FanFiction

Harley Quinn becomes jealous of another woman in the Joker's life, and overcompensates by becoming even more of a doormat than usual to keep him with her. Joker uses Harley's jealousy to his advantage, until Harley figures out that's just what he's doing, and turns the tables on him by playing him at his own game...

Oh, she's a bit of a bad girl, but can you get her to fall in love with you after she loses her Mistah J?

This is about an orphaned child who captures the heart of the super villain, Poison Ivy. But what happens then? Read to find out! I don't own any of the DC characters, just the made up ones.