Just some of my unfunny humour

We've got raunchy jokes, spicy jokes, racist jokes, jokes that might wanna make you choke. Sexy jokes or scary jokes? My nigga, we've got all of those!

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

How to get girls with AMAZING skills ._. They'll go all crazy over you~ :D Reasons why I did this book: 1. I was bored .-. 2. You guys suck at flirting ._. JK! (っ◕‿◕)っ ♥ Now get out. ☜(ˆ▽ˆ) JK! XD I don't own any of these amazing lines. ;-; [ So I noticed some of you are taking this book way too serious. It's suppose to be a troll book so calm down. I'm a girl myself and well aware most of these lines will never work. I ask that you kindly refrain from making comments like "This is stupid. These lines will never work." No. Duh. To everyone else, enjoy~ ]