I guess you could say...you fell hard. Don't ask why I decided to make this. It's for all the clumsy people out there *cOUGh* MEE *COugH* and your never ending relationship with the floor.

this is a joke, k..?

Stay holy

You can actually cook, good for you. Now you can cook in front of Gordon Ramsay. And now you're 27 with no say in this. --- You glanced over at the other contestants. They're all professionals. A sweat formed onto your face. As the food you have to cook was slowly revealed, you wondered about the challenge.

Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.

Idk this is a really trashy story why did I write this lol

Angelina is a mouse. Thomas is a train. Can they ever be?

In another dimension where Donald Trump is elected president, it comes time to build a wall. The wall, the wall that will save this country. And only the best can build this glorious wall, Bob The Builder. Donald falls in love with the wall, and soon with Bob. But how will this forbidden love work out?

Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.