Title: Milk. Pairing: Ryden. Rating: NC-17. Word Count: ~3500. Warnings: Enema, choking, rimjob, BDSM relationship with previously established safewords. Summary: Ryan knows what he has to endure in order to get the reward. Brendon knows that he has to go slowly. "What all these people are doing is not aggressive; they are inventing new possibilities of pleasure with strange parts of their body - through the eroticization of the body." (NOT MINE READ AT OWN RISK)

I'm sorry.

Shrek is a struggling artist. A poet to be exact. Then he meets the dreamy woody who turns his life around. *smut* With special guest Guy Fieri ~ highest ranking: #1 in the shrek tag!

I'm sorry

Better out then in I always say

bae

Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.

The love story of Donald trump and Shrek