(yandere × reader) 5 wealthy and incredibly good looking men, all from royalty, have hopelessly fallen lovesick for the same woman. a woman named (Y/n), a young castle maid who sadly they will never have. but unfortunately ... these men have a knack for getting what they want. and they surely do not wish to share. (former title: "lovesick")

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)