"Why the fuck don't you hate me?" "I don't know, I can't help but love you." Brendon Urie: wealthy owner of two large mansions, the talk of the city, the man who throws parties larger than any other in the state, dark, up to no good, messes with women, and overly proper. He made his fortune from lineage alone. Rarely does he come out of his home, and rarely is he one to be generous without benefit to his reputation. His eyes have a glint of mischief. You, however, are a girl he knows everything about; the only foreign thing to him would be the strange heart mark on your shoulder. When your father gets a job as his butler and Mr. Urie is "generous" enough to let you live in the same home as him, how will you deal with an enticing man who you know nothing about but knows everything about you? And why do you seem to always come crawling back to him? WARNING: a few sensitive subjects and vulgar language, but I didn't want to mark it as mature because it shouldn't get too extreme. If it does I will be sure to mark it mature as soon as possible. UPDATES EVERY WEEKEND Cover made by me. From the author of Fuck is a Bad Word! However, this story is very, very different. . . Due to the story line, Sarah Urie is not in this book. However, I have nothing against her or her marriage to Brendon :)

Alexandria White : a proper church girl who has never lived a day in her life. Brendon Urie : the pastor's son who demands to live a life full of nothing but thrill. what happens when their paths cross? do opposites really attract? - "I wanted a change in life. I want to finally feel a rush in my bones. the night I actually looked up to the stars and asked for a change I didn't expect much, but something happened. the change I got was something I never would have guessed and certainly not something I would have wished for. I got Brendon Urie."

BrendonUrie: hey babe do you like DallonWeekes: I do like but I'm not your babe

❝ the avengers. that's what we call ourselves. ❞ ___________________________________________ ┏ 𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐃 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄. 𝐒𝐄𝐓 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐂𝐔, 𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐄𝐑𝐀. 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒. ┛ 𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐁𝐘: @-shadowlights © 𝐎𝐇𝐅𝐑𝐗𝐍𝐊𝐈𝐄

"LIVE FROM NEW YORK ITS SATURDAY NIGHT!" where saturday night live's star comedian and panic! at the disco's frontman form a strange, flirtatious friendship over social media. brendon x OC social media/real life

Just little imagines I come up with at 2 in the morning when I can't sleep.