Update: This story has been discontinued. - I am terribly sorry. Your mother lied to you. She told you that you were unique, and that as a teenager you have a whole bunch of options you can choose from to determine who you want to be. She must have been high. Look, I'm going to tell you this honestly. Somewhere out there in this floating sphere of green and blue, there's a person who acts just like you. It's the combinations of different personalities - which eventually lead up to an actual human being - that makes us all unique. But it can't hurt to find out where your personality stems from, right? Wanna know who you are? I'll help you out. There are 36 students in my classroom. Which one are you?

The latest Wattpad contest! Just read the rules in order to win yourself a lot of new readership... There are winners for 3rd, 2nd and 1st place as well as TWO bonus prizes for two randomly selected entry pieces. Only one entry per person. The simple payment must be completed to enter or else your work won't be considered (see "rules"). I do check. Please share this via social media & Wattpad if you think there are any authors out there who you think should enter and deserve to win. Finally, to those who have entered: Good luck! *** Entries must be submitted by 18th September 2015, Midnight, British Summer Time (BST). Winners will be announced 27th September, 2015. All entries must be tagged: "Crazy231contest" Please make sure you've read the rules - the prizes are worth it :)

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

So you all know me as a fiction and short story writer. But I also do a lot of public speaking that has to deal with making the world a better place. This isn't an actually story, but all the speeches I've given about how to make a difference. Please, please, please read them, and use them as your inspiration to make the world better. Share your own experiences in the comments, too. Also, let other people know about this, get the word out.

A story isn't just a bunch of words slapped onto a page. It's a living, breathing manifestation of your imagination. This guide explores aspects most guides don't touch on such as memorable protagonists, world building, character psychology, and backstory, and many more. It will help you flesh out your ideas and make them fascinating and memorable.

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Fifth time I've had to change the description of this book. Damn. So. We've got an Elissa. Throw in a Molly, an AJ, a Chris, a Tyler who's really not as bad as Elissa thought he was, whole shitload of liars, backstabbers, fake friends, and bitches, two overprotective parents, and two wild-but-not-really-wild puppies that aren't really puppies because they're going to be 6 in February, and you've got Elissa's life. Some might think some stuff is funny, others might think that reading this would just be a waste of their time. Well, I'll let you be the judge of that. Almost 100 parts of just pure randomness and complaints that I feel the need to rant about. Turn back now or suffer the wrath of the life of Elissa.

Do you ever wonder how the authors on wattpad have such genius, original ideas?! I don't! Here's my "story" and complaints. **WARNING: WRITTEN WHEN I WAS IN THE SEVENTH GRADE, NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY AND/ OR TO BE OFFENDED BY** The grammar and spelling sucks too. I would delete this except the majority of the readers tell me not to. Also, if you want to give me your nasty opinion on me on PM, just get over it. I very rarely respond to them, much less read them. Keep it to yourself. There's already been a few incidents and I get it at this point. Anyways, have fun! (:

Random thoughts, ideas and prompts for writing. These are just a collection of ideas and thoughts for reflection or using to jumpstart a writing idea.

A collection of writerly dares to inspire you to write your novel.