Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Blue Fang. Kingdom of a thousand trades. It was the pride of our world, the Master of Arts. And crown Jewel of crafts. Before they came. "We aren't warriors, Dove. We're children." (Updates every Sunday!)

Ha. So I just started writing this because I was bored, and as it turns out, it could actually be good. I mean, seriously, I wrote for three days straight on this. A little excited? I think so. 😀 ~~~~~~~~ I was laying on the roof of Stark Tower. No one was bothering me as I watched the sunset. "HOW COULD YOU LOOSE HER TONY?!" I smirk as I hear Steve yelling from the floor below me. I'm right here idiots. Thunder echoes from below me and I start to laugh. Tony's screwed. "YOU LOST HER. YOU FIND HER!" I swear they treat me like a child too often, if only they knew what I could do. I stand with a loud sigh once the sun sinks fully below the horizon. The door to the stairs shuts and I turn around to see someone I wasn't expecting. His pale features stood out against the lights on the roof, my smile fades a little as he walks towards me and placed a hand on my chin. ~~~~~~~~