Young, arrogant tycoon Earl Grey seduces the naïve coed Anna Steal with his overpowering good looks and staggering amounts of money, but will she be able to get past his fifty shames, including shopping at Walmart on Saturdays, bondage with handcuffs, and his love of BDSM (Bards, Dragons, Sorcery, and Magick)? Or will his dark secrets and constant smirking drive her over the edge? This extended excerpt from Fanny Merkin's Fifty Shames of Earl Grey is presented courtesy of Da Capo Press.

A war brews between Aeredil's tightly wound factions, as it has for decades. The Dominion refuses to concede its Monarchy for a less corrupted government, and the Kaharin Republic feels threatened by such a violent foe so close to their borders. The treaty constructed by generations past is falling apart as the smaller villages surrounding Eagle Falls are being ravaged. The Republic wants to avoid another conflict if they can, but conditions are dire and they are running out of options. Even with war on the horizon, the Dominion struggles to rein in control of its own chaos as the very heir to the throne is tried for treason. With his male child gone, the Overlord's only option is to wed his daughter to a chosen Consort. Navigating the delicate politics of such a unity is not something Rhyn's hot headed daughter is prepared for. Armed with nothing but her pride and a sense of vengeance for her brother, the fiery princess takes matters into her own hands. But a greater threat lurks in the shadows and bides its time while the rest of the continent bickers among themselves, oblivious to the real evil in their midst. Can bitter enemies manage to end this pointless bloodshed once and for all? Will the people of Aeredil overlook their differences before it's too late?

It started with what was just a bit of a temper tantrum. The next thing she knows, she's awoken to not only find out that she's been kidnapped (though they'll try to tell her otherwise), but that one of her captors is her self-proclaimed "soulmate". Jenna has officially been tossed into a world she never imagined existed. Werewolves, Vampires, Witches, Oh my! This will be more than your typical werewolf love story, that's for sure. Werewolf #81 / Humor #86 April 29, 2013

A pesky and stubborn black cat full of attitude. A lovely red haired girl with a passion for animals. A mysterious and brooding boy with a lot of secrets and an accident that puts them all together. Bad Luck sometimes can come in disguise for true love! Now it's time for Mia to get Lucky! *The book will be soon available for sale on Amazon!*

Tyler Anderson's life is crap. She's 17, has an terrible father, and hates school. But she always keeps a free spirited heart and keeps everything in her life on the bright side. To top that off, she has an unusually hyper brain 24/7 and is constantly jumping up and down doing crazy things. Mason Bennedict is a werewolf. The alpha's son actually. As soon as he sets eyes on Tyler, he knew they're mates. Only one problem though. Tyler HATES werewolves. Her past has scarred her pretty bad by them and she stays clear away from the wolves at her school. Will Mason be able to break through the barrier Tyler has kept to keep werewolves out? Or will her past interfere with them to much? **Not Edited. At All**

Asher has been waiting for his mate so he could ravish her, but when she refuses to have sex with him, he's going to have to persuade her otherwise. How? With a little seduction, of course. *Beautiful Cover by XxJuniorMintxX Highest Ranks: #1 in Season

Natalie and Lucas have hated each other for as long as they can remember. She's an uptight perfectionist. He's a sarcastic shut-in. But when the two get trapped in Harrison High School during the biggest snow storm of the season, they are forced to work together. How will they cope?

==DISCONTINUED== We all know how Twilight goes: Bella Swan moves to Forks to live with her dad; she falls in love with Edward Cullen, a vampire; she wants to be with him regardless of the consequences; blah blah blah. Well, I am going to taking the love story's plot/plan/thing and replace the characters with YouTube people and have the key/not so key events slightly changed. The YouTube people include Smosh, Tobuscus, Pewdiepie, Jenna Marbles, Daily Grace, The Fine Bros., Glozell, The Key of Awesome, Wassabi Productions, Justin Bieber (only because I needed someone else with a bowl hair cut), and Tomska. Here's the description of Midnight (YouTube Fanfic/Twilight Spoof): When sixteen year old Sydney moves to Sacramento, California to live with her dad, she meets a boy, Anthony, who she immediately falls in love with. He's handsome beyond compare and she loves his personality. When he tells her who he really is, a not so ordinary human, she doesn't give a crap. She still wants to be with him, despite the consequences and risks because she feels this attraction that she can't quite describe.

Book Two of 'The Tales of the Royal Lunatic' It has been scientifically determined that Emilee Kate Willows is most definitely insane. Well, not really scientifically but it's just something everyone knows- the sky is blue, the Beatles are awesome and Emilee is crazy. But the problem is that not exactly EVERYONE knows. Maybe the whole of the U.S., tops. The poor people in Astria were innocent and oblivious until their new princess came along. Boy, did they have another thing coming to them. This is Emilee's version of Meet the Parents, only they don't need a lie detector and she's got a ton of people who want to kill her. It's nothing personal, she's just the mate of the vampire prince that everyone hates and killing her is like taking away the prince's soul. Her charm never had a chance. Will she be able to survive life as part of the royal family? Will she EVER meet a smurf?

Rebecca is an avid teen-vampire-romance-novel reader with slightly delusional judgement. When an attractive, pale, cold Paulo comes into her life she can only suspect one thing- he is a vampire. Convinced that he loves her as much as she is obsessed with him, she will not leave him alone. Paulo insists he is not a vampire nor her soul mate, but Rebecca is sure that he will eventually "confess" his vampire secret to her. What lengths will Rebecca go to in order to make her life like her teen-vampire-romance-novels?