"No Eddie, wait! I'm sorry!" He runs after me, I halt in my tracks. He just said sorry to me?! This kid never says sorry to anyone, not even as a joke.

Hey kiddos! I decided to make a book about Morality's best dad jokes, and a few others that are just as good! I hope you all enjoy!! And as always kiddos, go eat a cookie, you deserve it! •patton•

Anxiety has always been a cast out. Everyside is born with a power. Roman has the ability to create small holographic creatures. Logan has Telepathy and can Read Minds. Patton has the power to bring plants and animals to life, to grow stuff. All of their powers made sense to their trait. Roman can create ideas so it makes sense for him to create holograms. Logan is very centered and smart so something to do with the mind makes sense. And Patton being the fatherly trait it's perfectly understandable for him to grow and raise life. But Virgil, his power doesn't make sense. Why would a paranoid, nervous, fearful, anxious trait have wings?

Anxiety has a secret that if he becomes extremely angry or stressed he turns into a small black kitten, he doesn't know why but he knows one thing the others can never find out his embarrassing secret. Original by @chickitagurl called purr-fect Totally recommend reading it all credit from this concept goes to her.

Patton Fallow lived a quiet life helping the other fantastical creatures. That is, until Logan Killer showed up at his doorstep with Virgil Peregrine. At first, Patton thought it was just a simple patch up case, but his idea was proved wrong when Roman Sanders, a human and a hunter, showed up.

Roman. Virgil. Vampire Hunter. Vampire. What could go wrong? This is a yaoi (boyxboy), don't like don't read. TW: Blood, Violence, Prejudice, Smut (?)

Logan, Patton, Roman and Virgil. Four opposites. Roman: the popular Logan: the nerd Virgil: the emo Patton: the new kid All four have a different secret. All four trying to fight their way through school. All four are in danger. Word count: 28 491 *most impressive rankings* #6 in creative #2 in bored #1 in creative

Nightmare dating Error. Dream is dating Cross. Dust is dating Blue. It all one story

I read a bunch of Zodiac books and I thought I'd do one ^-^ I'll try to publish two updates every other day if Flowey's not being a total ass. Sometimes I might do more that two updates :3

*Cover art not by me.* Every year when someone turns fifteen they have to take a test. This test decides where they go. Hardly anyone got to go to the dark side. But of course Cross has gotten lucky and got forced to go there. Ink is new to the star sanses but has already taken control, and poor Dream is forced to watch the trouble unfold.