Against all odds, Ninja and Optimus Prime meet and end up falling for each other. How will their story unfold? {gay I think} {not a joke}

Shrek is a struggling artist. A poet to be exact. Then he meets the dreamy woody who turns his life around. *smut* With special guest Guy Fieri ~ highest ranking: #1 in the shrek tag!

First of all. Why were you searching this. Second, this is gonna be a weird story, so now is your chance to back out.

after diego breaks up with his girlfriend dora to run away with jisung, trouble blossoms. swiper no swiping am i right