Where a 24 year old who is under cover at school with his 2 best mates and is also a gang leader runs into a sweet, innocent 17 year old in the ddlg community. What will happen next...

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"Had a nice swim?" He asks, a smirk on his face. I could literally slap him right now. "Bitch, you pushed me," I say breathlessly, my body shaking from the cold water. He just looks amused, as he takes a step closer to me. "Language," he says, his voice almost a whisper, "there's children here." ••• Opal Rodriguez, the girl who's just trying to get through high school like the rest of us. Until Nathan Adams moved to the house right in front of hers, basically becoming a part of her life. With him, he brought his smirk, his cocky attitude, his hoe magnet, and a cute little sister. She wanted a relaxing day at the pool. He kind of ruined it. What was just a dare, grew into a strange friendship between these two. Maybe even more than that. AUTHOR'S NOTE: this was all written by a middle schooler lol. Accessibility: text-to-speech feature! 🎧 Highest Rank: #2 in Teen Fiction; November 2018 #2 in Humor #2 in Friendship #40 in Love 2015

{FIRST BOOK IN 'THE GIRL IN THE HOODIE' SERIES} {2014-2018} A girl moved to California two years ago. No one knows what she looks like. All they know is that she wears a hoodie. *~*~*~* "HOLY SHIT, NOAH! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU LET THE TROLLEY GO?! COME BACK! OH MY FUCKING LIFE, FIZZY DRINKS UP AHEAD--" BANG FIZZ POP "...am I dead?" I'm suddenly grabbed by the back of my hoodie and pulled up from the ground and out of the mess of the opened bottles of fizzy which had exploded when the trolley and I crashed into them. My hands instantly go to my hood and I sigh in relief to find that it hadn't fallen off through all of that. I turn my head and look the the employee who's holding me, his face completely red and the vein in his neck throbbing. "Wassup, dude?" I smile sheepishly. *~* {HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 in Funny #1 in Sad And #1 in Cancer apparently }

"Os-" cough cough. "No no, don't speak. Shush. Save your energy." Rosetta points behind Oswald and he turns around, only to receive a knife into his flesh. He lets out a shout in agony when Jack pulls the knife out of his stomach. "If you're out of the picture Rielle will be all mine." He smiles wickedly. "Don't - cough- deceive yourself Jack. Cough cough - even if I die, Rosy will never love you." Oswald gasps for air as Jack tries to choke him. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ With much difficulty, Oswald manages to touch Rosy's cheeks and whispers, "I love you." Then allows the darkness to consume him. "No!" Rosy shouts out in agony, holding onto Oswald with the last bit of strength she has. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I'm just your average good girl. Some call me a nerd. To others I'm a bookworm but to those who really know me I'm a softie who can't bear to see those she loves getting hurt. He's your popular rich guy. He isn't a bad boy but he doesn't exactly follow the rules either. There is one person he can't offend though and that's his dad, Mr. Russo; the ruthless businessman. His dream has always been to become a professional soccer player but his dad wants him to take over the family business. It certainly doesn't make things better that his dad thinks his crush is the cause of his "deterioration". Mr. Russo isn't planning on giving up until his son is seated in the office of CEO by hook or crook but he won't do anything harmful to his son's crush, right?

The Bad Boy and The Tomboy is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. Nicknames, a love of soccer, and school rumors are all the bad boy and the tomboy have in common. But if they give each other a chance, will they find something more? ***** Seventeen-year-old Macy Anderson is a tomboy that plays soccer, hangs with the guys, can't stand girls (except her best friend Jasmine) and doesn't know who Sam Cahill is. But when the pair unexpectedly meet, everything goes downhill from there. Because Sam Cahill is the school's bad boy, known for skipping classes and getting into trouble. Not to mention his cocky attitude, British accent, and magnetic charm, which seems to work on all the girls -- except Macy, who has a rule not date in high school. But when Sam starts showing her his moves (on and off the soccer field), Macy begins to see a different guy under the leather-clad exterior. Will that be enough to convince her that he's the one guy worth breaking the rules for? [[Word count: 300,000 - 350,000 words]] [[2015 Watty Winner]] All Rights Reserved- ©nikki20038

Everyone falls in love with the bad boys! Why is it like that? But are the bad boys that bad? Maybe someone can bring out their good side? Will Bailey Stevens, a sophomore at the university be able to do that or will she give up?

Izabelle Carson never had a normal life. She grew up with a step sister and mentor. A mentor who taught her to fight and a step sister who made her strong but when her step sister dies, she breaks. She builds herself up again but the walls are stronger than ever. With no room for anyone. Austin Prince. School hottie. Almost actually lived like a prince. Perfect life. Loads of girls at his disposal. Genius. Bradley Kingston. Heartbroken. Strong. Loved by all. A trained spy. Beautiful blue eyes. Blonde hair. The dream of every girl. What happens when - Izabelle is Bradley and Austin's next assignment? With secrets at every step and unexpected turns at every moment. Pain, fear, love and hatred changes all three of them forever. ________

"Nolan..." I say as his lips meet my neck. He gently kisses up and down my neck. "Stop." I say. "You're not my boyfriend, stop acting like it." "Oh kitten." He says while nibbling on my earlobe. I stifle a moan. "When will you realize that you are mine?" // If there is one way to show a boy who's boss, it's to smash them into the boards. Kaelin Summers knows that better than anyone. If there is one way to show a girl who's boss, it's to mess around with her. Nolan Hunter knows that better than anyone. She is a tough hockey girl who sticks with her team and has a slight problem with swearing. He is a rough hockey boy who leads his team and has a major problem with swearing. "They are all assholes and players." She says. "They are all so hot." He says. "I hate him." "I love her." // When neighbours are rival hockey captains with a unknown attraction to each other, it's a recipe for disaster. All Kaelin wants is to win the state championship and protect her team from the nasty hockey boys. But when Nolan Hunter and his two equally hot best friends, Ethan and Axel, come into the picture, things get a little more complicated. All of them have short fuses and bad tempers, and the protectiveness that only someone who belongs to a team can have. Kaelin has to resist his charm. Nolan has to break down her walls. *LOTS OF SWEARING READ AT YOUR OWN RISK*

A Shodimu Sophia, Dream_writer11, novel HIGHEST RANKING: #1 IN BADASS #1 IN HUMOUR #1 IN ABUSE #1 IN PRANKSTER #1 IN LOVESTORY #1 IN PAINED #4 IN HIGHSCHOOL #10 IN ROMANCE #10 IN TEENFICTION A story of a high school girl who has endured a lifetime of abuse. She finds herself entangled in a school where a notorious prankster, who happens to be a wealthy player, reigns supreme. When he pranks her, she fearlessly retaliates, sparking an unexpected romance. Diana Kent After the tragic death of her father, she was forced to live with her mother. Depression wasn't the best state for the young widow as she inflicted all the pain on her teenage daughter. She ignored all her duties as a mother and it became the responsibility of the child. Dylan Kings Bluefall's popular prankster and ladies man, Dylan Kings had all every child his age could wish for. Money, looks, luxury. He was popularly known for pulling pranks on people for the sake of fun. After making a huge mistake by pulling a prank on a nerd and hoping to get away with it, she became the first and only person to plot a revenge against him. Two different lives meet for the sake of a prank. Find out in pranking the prank king.