❝ Lando attaches the blushy, pouty photo and sends it, then locks his phone and drops it onto the carpet beside him, staring up at the ceiling. There's a pause, stretching suspiciously long. A faint click echoes through the call. Mute. Then unmute again. "Sorry," OP says when he comes back, his voice rougher now. "Thought someone was at the door."❞ Or: Lando loses an F1 championship and signs up for a charity Minecraft speedrunning tournament to cope with his existential crisis. Turns out his coach, faceless speedrunning champion OP81, might be a bit of a fanboy.

In which two figure skaters are forced to date despite their long time hatred of one another all because of an interviewer's ability to twist reality. Anastasia Jones, a twenty-year-old Russian, American whose number one dream is to become the greatest skater in the world. All she wants is to be remembered for great things, to not be forgotten in a world in which so many leave alone. Ilia Malinin, a twenty-year-old Russian, American whose goal in life is to revive the sport that is figure skating. He wants the arenas to be full, and the fans cheering like they did so many years ago. What happens when the pair are forced by their coach to do a press junket together and a certain interviewer twists their words to make dating rumours appear from thin air? After years of constant hatred and rivalry, will they finally be able to put their differences aside to rectify their images or, will they fail to deliver what's most important, leading to their inevitable early retirement? 🏆 #1 in #NF - 23/3/26 #1 in #Olympics - 23/4/26 #1 in #Ilia - 23/4/26 #1 in #iliamalinin - 13/5/26 #1 in #Skating - 18/5/26 #1 in #isabeaulevito - 20/5/26 #2 in #Quadgod - 3/4/26 #2 in # Amberglenn - 30/4/26 #3 in #Swiftie - 30/4/26

After the top ranked figure skater shocks the world by not winning the Olympics, he somehow ends up in a small Minnesota town where he is given the chance to find his spark in his skating again before Worlds. The problem? He is used to being so perfect all the time he doesn't know where to start. Aurelia Gray wants nothing to do with figure skating, yet she is a figure skating coach. So what happens when Ilia Malinin ends up on the same ice as her with a problem she has seen in herself. * * *Ilia Malinin x FEM!OC *I know nothing about figure skating so there will probably be inaccuracies.

Faye Scamander was never dangerous. She was the girl who handed out biscuits like blessings, chatted with portraits, rescued injured creatures, and left wildflowers on desks simply because it felt kind. And somehow, Draco Malfoy noticed her anyway. Draco had been raised in a castle of cold rules and colder expectations. Faye had grown up in a cottage overflowing with warmth and wonder. He had been taught that softness was weakness. She had been raised to believe that softness saved people. They should have stayed worlds apart. Instead, they kept colliding-his armour against her gentleness, his silence against her small-magic courage. And somewhere between a flower she gave him, a biscuit he pretended not to want, and the moments they lingered without meaning to- everything shifted. Because some spells were loud and destructive. But the ones that changed a life? They were always the small things no one saw coming