"Rob, this smells like whiskey." "Nuh-uh. They say tha' iz lemonade." Being a professional bank robber is hard, especially when your partner shows up drunk on spiked lemonade. *** A series of r/WritingPrompt inspired 2 minute stories. They range from horror to comedy, to somewhere in between. So please! Step inside, step inside, and see what I have in store. Want bank robbers? Got them. Want Rickrolling? Got that too. Want dragons and fate? Well you're in luck.

In the empty silence, devoid of breath or movement, he hears it. Clack, clack, clack. It's faint. Nails hitting a chalkboard, teasing. His chin twitches, trying to allow him to inhale sharply. He curbs the impulse. The clacking stops. Then it starts again. *** Chilling short stories with a twist, just in time for Halloween. Want to feel your stomach roil? Fingers creeping up your throat? A hand on the back of your neck in the middle of the night? Maybe just a little inspiration to scare your friends on Halloween night. Well, you've come to the right place. NOTE: Most of these, with a few exceptions, are short stories that can be found in my other collections that have been repackaged around the theme of the macabre.

An eclectic collection of Short Stories, ranging from New York in the 70s to a post-apocalyptic future.

You wanted to know how I died? It's simple, really. I saw dead people... As umbrellas. And the umbrellas didn't like it. I'm sorry, did you want to hear more? Now a (completed) anthology of short stories, flash fiction, and hopefully quality writing. Expect to find a bereaved mother dealing with an post-apocalyptic wasteland, a hair-raising fairytale, two professional bankrobbers, the original Rick-Roller, and maybe a rubber chicken or two. And... three years later, we've reached 500 reads! Cover by @Lidlesaun. Thanks!