Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

American teenager Bethany 'September' Ash was reincarnated into a new body after her death when she was 15. Unfortunately for her, she was reincarnated as the tragic Kasumi Minami, the heroine of an otome game called "Death's Beautiful Kiss", a bloody game targeted at the female fans of yanderes, where the best endings have deaths of side characters and other love interests. Quickly figuring out her situation, September spends the 15 years of her life leading up to when the game takes place training for one thing: Getting out of "Death's Beautiful Kiss" with her body and sanity remaining.