I am the famous and great... Luke Fayne Lewis. Well, if your definition of "famous" means you're the center of attention everyday because the popular and homophobic jock Xander Smith is always making fun of me then you'll be correct . So yeah, Xander! What a stupid name but it suits his personality really well. He's been my mortal enemy since freshman year after I came out and has made my high school life like a living hell, literally. He is the most dumb close minded person I've ever met. He's filthy rich and his family is influential. I'm not afraid of what he can do to me anymore and I'm not just going to let him pick on me this time. However, his bestfriend Ethan Wright is hotter, wiser and a perfect boyfriend material. His kindness towards everyone is just a big bonus. Even though I can't wait to graduate and leave this school then move on to college, this is my last year, my last chance to have my first boyfriend and make my move on Ethan. I promise he will be my man and that my evil plan won't fail me.

Girls aren't supposed to like girls. Boys aren't supposed to like boys. Sam does not like girls. Unless of course, that girl is Lexi, her best friend, straight best friend at that, cause ya know, the universe hates her like that. But she is not a lesbian, Sam could never be, she's just a bit.......butch. So she keeps claiming anyway. Being a straight butch lesbian is never easy for any girl. It also doesn't help that her new friend is a crossdressing drama queen who thinks that he's cupid in stilettos, while he himself is madly crushing on the cliché straight boy Riker. Fan-fucking tastic