A dwarf denied the throne, a noble bent on vengeance, a tainted Dalish hunter, a mute carta enforcer, a one-eyed elven criminal, and an arson-prone mage from a different reality all walk into a bar. The bar is Thedas and Blight is on tap and it's happy hour. It's the story you know but bent in unexpected ways. The script is broken, ignored, or occasionally set on fire as the Wardens forge a new path to the future of Thedas.