Kitchen staff member of the Seven Rivers Sect, Yè Guǐ Fèng (夜鬼凤) with a cultivation base of the Qi Condensation levels has no hope of ever becoming a true immortal in a world of talent beats all. Working painstakingly in the kitchen of the sect without a single spirit stone to show for his efforts he eventually meets a legendary demonic cultivator, Xié Mó Xīn (邪魔心) who guides him onto the path of demonic arts.

"Lu ShiZun... I like you." "I like you too XiaoYin." "... My kind of like is where we'd tumble in bed all day all night kind of like ShiZun..." *ferociously runs in the opposite direction .... Lu BiMing was born in the modern ages. However due to being orphaned and adopted by cruel people at a young age, his life was as miserable as any could get. When he finally escapes, looking to start a new life he unfortunately slips and drowns. Whilst in JiangHu, a man with money and reputation is murdered by drowning... Lu BiMing's life changes after he wakes up in another's body. Now he really has literally found a new life where no one knows of his past, his secrets or his fears. However, with a new body comes responsibility too and he soon discovers that twisted secrets exist in this world also. He goes out of character, He bends the rules, But most of all, he's caught the eye of a troubling disciple... ... ⇥Ym2OgAVf⇤

The adventures of an Immortal trying to live in the 21st century. =+= "They call him the Emperor! He was said to slaughter over one hundred trillion demonic cultivators with one stroke of his blade." "He's the chosen Son of the Heavens, it's said the Heavenly Tribulations never harmed him." "No one would ever dare cross him. His soul power is said to tear those who look into his eyes directly in half and avoid reincarnation." =+= The Immortal: What are they talking about? The Earth only has several billion in population? Where did these trillions come from? The Immortal: Heavenly Tribulation? You mean the free massage? People die from that? The Immortal: How dare they compare me to the new disciples who can barely restrain their soul power! Humph! I wouldn't kill you if you looked into my eyes. I would just make you into a human vegetable! =+= Come read the story about our dear Immortal and his grievances in the 21st century. =+= This is an Original Story that is also available on Webnovel. Not a translation. I can't read Chinese for the life of me. I'm a disgrace to my family. *cries*

Yu Long is the Second Prince of Qinshen, a small kingdom in ancient China. He is known to be the most beautiful being in the kingdom. He is also a prominent cultivator in Qinshen. To what extent will he go to protect his kingdom? Especially when the trouble is at the door. Zhang XinYi is the strongest yet the ruthless Emperor that ZhaoShu has even seen. Mercy is not his call. He gets whatever he wants even if its by force. What will happen when he crosses path with Yu Long?

Lan Long was always lazy. Lazy enough to not complete school despite being the top scorer. Lazy enough not to get a girl friend or wife despite being decent looking. Lazy enough to simply waste his life away, playing games and living of the basic income generated by a profitable investment earlier in his life. Lazy enough to not have a single friend at the age of 45. It all changed when he died and found himself in a new cruel world where none could afford to be lazy.