Caution: includes gun sex. If you don't know what that is, read at your own risk. I own nothing but the story.

When their relationship is on the rocks, Antonio and Lovino make a pact to leave work early every Saturday night and have dinner together. But what happens with the Southern Italian comes stumbling home, totally drunk and exactly five hours and thirty-two minutes late? (Also posted on my tumblr and fanfiction accounts.) (Spamano Oneshot/ DailyLife!AU/ SMUT, LEMONS, swearing, kinks, and the unconventional use of a tomato)

Spain and Romano have been dating for almost a year now. Spain has been trying to lure Romano into his bed for the last week while Romano acts as if he doesn't notice. He's scared of what will happen if he gives in, but what if he finally does?

This is a first person fanfiction between the reader and Prussia from Hetalia that takes a sexy turn.

There it was, bouncing and twitching unconsciously. Shining slick in the light. Her eyes trailed every move as it shifted left to right. It stood erect in the air, standing strongly. ...Romano's curl. ~~~ [ WARNING] Contains swearing and the good stuff :-) PART 2 is a LEMON (smut) [ cover art drawn by me ]