What would happen if the heroes of Olympus started texting...?

Quotes and phrases and stuff the characters of Six of Crows/Crooked Kingdom definitely said at some point i do not own the quotes or the characters of Six of Crows/Crooked Kingdom

Just a book of funny things I found on the internet about our favorite criminals. #1 in funny things (09.15.19) #1 in funny things (10.10.20)

Are you tired of the damsel in distress stories then this one is just for you. Read and have fun... Highest ranking #97 in Romance. Highest ranking #28 in General Fiction PS DON'T OVERANALYSE THE STORY WHEN READING. IT IS AFTER ALL JUST MY MIND GOING CRAZY TO GIVE YO'LL A STORY ☺️. Their worlds were never meant to clash, but through knowing each other their lives unraveled. "Don't think about Malcolm because I am not him. I will treat you better, give you the desires of your heart, showered you with kisses that will make you weak at the knees, even go as far as giving you my heart, but just don't leave me," he said looking lost as he pulled her closer supporting her some more. "No, no, not again," I murmured as my heart rate increased. "Then this is what is going to happen. Tomorrow we are getting married I don't care if you have to be in bed for the ceremony but so be it. We are going to live together as man and wife, and I am going to f***k that idiot out of your system until I am the only one in your mind, until you long for only my touch.....

" my patroclus. " First grade, that's when it all started. When the boy with the ridiculous name and messy, blond hair ran into another boy with a ridiculous name and tanned, ebony skin. They grew jointed at the hip, one was only seen with the other. Achilles loved running, he loved telling everyone about his day; Patroclus loved the way the stars looked at night, he loved laughing at Achilles' jokes. And both of them eventually grew into teenagers who learned how to lose and how to smile brighter than the sun. Achilles has kissed far too many people and Patroclus has learned about each and every one of them. Patroclus lays in his bed, talking about the future, and Achilles listens to every word. And one day, Achilles learns that he only needs to kiss one person. One day, Patroclus knows something certain about his future. / / a work based off of the iliad's achilles & patroclus, but no knowledge about any of the characters or plot is needed to read and/or understand it / /

- Jokes, memes, and headcanons about PJO and relatable fandoms stuff! - Highest ranks: #1 in relatable, collection, and joke book - Sorry the book cover doesn't match the title, I'm too lazy to fix it - Completed on March 12, 2018 * Disclaimer: I don't own any jokes or the cover

Welcome fellow demigods to the book of jokes about demigods, headcanons, pictures, and stuff about our favorite author... E.B. WHITE!!! Maybe it was Rich Rioran.... *COMPLETED. NEXT BOOK IS CALLED The Book of Dam Laughters

{Third installment of the joke books} If you are looking for a way to waste ten seconds of your life with something Percy Jackson related, you're in the right place! A few things to expect? -Jercy -Bromance -Dams -Sarcasm -Hi -Does anyone even read these things? *Disclaimer: None of the jokes are mine :)

A book full of jokes, puns, and fandom references from Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and The Heroes of Olympus series. THIS STORY IS DISCONTINUED Please be warned I wrote this when I was in middle school, so this is absolutely horrible and terribly cringey at most times. Literally everything is from Pinterest (I was flighty in middle school so I didn't realize you needed to give credit 😒)

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