Sarcastic Shots
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All I've Never Imagined by PRADAPUSSY_
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They are all innocent until proven guilty. Not me though, am a liar until proven honest and me being proven honest doesn't change anything either. I was a liar, I am a liar and I'll always remain a liar because it was me who invited him. I am THE slut, he's just an innocent guy who got distracted. ***** Everyone has a secret they need to live and share. After hearing mine, you would think I'd be more screwed up than I already am. Life is too short to waste by dwelling on your past and I've decided to take matters into my own hand. I've got a plan, a to-do list and I'll act on it. On my own terms and at my own pace. But then I met him. The saying is true. Everyone you meet has a purpose in your life. His was to make my life miserable. Or so I thought. He makes me feel the kind of things I never wanted to feel again. He makes me want the kind of things I could never have. You would think once struck by a hammer would be enough to teach me a lesson. But I am a glutton for punishment. I never learn. ***** "Why the hell am I stuck to this chair? Am I - Am I glued?" He growls and snaps his face towards me. I roll my eyes and cluck my tongue, "What did you expect after yesterday's scene, Mr. James? You know I'm not your normal chick who hangs on to every word you utter. You messed with the wrong girl and now you have got to suffer the consequences." SHE'S ABOUT TO PRANK "THE BAD BOY" OF THE SCHOOL, AND HIS REVENGE IS GOING TO BE OH SO GOOD... ***Author's Note: This is the kind of cliché fairytale we crave every once in a while, which restores our faith in Love and Humanity*** ***** Second place winner in "THE GOLDEN HEART AWARDS 2020" ***** Edited by - @Myst3ry007
I Sold Myself to the Devil for Vinyls... Pitiful I Know by DarknessAndLight
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Lexi Grayson is a normal teenager, as normal as she can be with her unobserving skills and her overthinking mind. But she might need the overthinking if she wants to unravel the smirking mystery that is Blake Eaton.
Ice cream, Teasing and Awkward Situations by miadaley17
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Mia Collins just wanted to get through her senior year of high school with as minimal awkward situations as possible. However, that's kind of hard to do when you have a narcissistic arch-nemesis who's hell-bent on ruining your life. From the moment he laid eyes on her, he seemed to take an immediate dislike. After all, it only took a measly few hours of knowing her for him to kick a soccer ball right at her unsuspecting 11-year-old face. Though they did not know it then, this iconic moment would mark the beginning of what felt like a lifelong feud. Six years later and their mutual hatred for one another is still very much alive and kicking. She despised him, and he despised her and that's the way it always would be. But what happens when sparks fly, and stomachs flutter? Will someone break the eternal feud? One's thing for sure- Mia will definitely not be the one to break. ----------------------------------------- If you're looking for a hilarious, light-hearted teen-fiction book, with a whole load of embarrassing situations, this is the read for you. Follow Mia and Ethan on their journey from hate to love. ---------------------------------------- Warning: The second-hand embarrassment in this book can be incredibly severe at times. ---------------------------------------- THIS BOOK IS COPY-RIGHT PROTECTED! DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES TAKE THIS WORK AND PUT IT ANYWHERE ELSE. ---------------------------------------- Highest ranks: #1 in Teen fiction-August 28, 2020 #1 in Enemies -August 31, 2020 #1 in Young adult- September 5, 2020 #2 in Humor - September 12, 2020
She's Mine by Jaycee120
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I run my hands through my hair furiously, breathing in heavily. I clinch my fist, willing the anger to go away. "Hey. Are you alright?" The sound of that voice, 'Her' voice penetrates through my angry mind. Slowly I open my eyes and look down into hers. I suck in a breath like I always do when I gaze into her eyes. Her beautiful blue orbs filled with concern for me. Just for me! She reaches out her hands and tentatively touches my shoulder. I flinch and draw in a ragged breath "How can I help?" How do I tell her that just her presence brings light to my dark world? I look behind her and see my rival. My nemesis. My step brother. His mouth set in a thin line, his eyes blazing with fury. My lips curl up into a smirk. I look down at her "Kiss me" ********** Two devilishly handsome guys and one unpredictable red haired.
The Queen's Weakness by iKnow_imAwesome
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[3 times Wattpad Featured] ❝Mean girls have hearts too... until someone breaks them.❞ She was the queen bee, and he was the golden boy. They were the school's power couple even though they weren't dating. They were friends... with benefits of course. You know how these things go: one of them falls in love. And Addelyn Frederick fell hard for her best friend, Blake Vanderbilt. What happens when the new girl, Miss. Goody-two-shoes captures Blake's attention? Will the cliche take over and destine the player with the good girl? To what extent will Addelyn go to re-write that destiny? ❝They say love is weakness. And Blake Vanderbilt is her weakness.❞ [Featured in Wattpad's @TeenFiction reading list] [Featured in Wattpad's @YA reading list] [Featured in Wattpad's @StoriesUndiscovered reading list] #1 in bestfriends #2 in lovetriangle #2 in Jealousy #1 in unrequited #1 in meangirl #2 in friendswithbenefits #1 in cliche #4 in highschool
Little Miss Sarcastic by purple_princess143
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Haley Willms is overly sarcastic. It's become a reflex at this point and Jared knows this. Jared Housley has annoyed her for such a long time and Haley has resented him for that, but she keeps getting stuck with him. With her best friend trying to play matchmaker, Haley never turning down a challenge, and an ever-lasting battle of wits Little Miss Sarcastic might just end up falling for the guy she hates. completed. if you liked this book check out the spin-off 'stealing dreams'. #jaley only published on wattpad, please notify me if you find this book anywhere else so i can take legal action. i DO NOT want to publish this book anywhere else or in any other languages, STOP MESSAGING ME ABOUT THIS.
How to Destroy a Rich Boy by miadaley17
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How do you get your hands on a whole load of cash? By manipulating an ego-centric rich boy, that's how. Sophie Wright wasn't always a Golddigger, but what's a poor college girl to do for money when unfortunate situations rob her of her part-time job. There were bills to be paid and family to support, so she needed a new source of money and fast. And that, my friends, was how Sophie Wright got herself into a new profession - Goldigging. Her mission was simple, get the cocky Nathan woods to fall at her feet. For someone as shallow as he was, all she'd have to do was bat her eyelashes, and the dumb boy would kneel down before her. And hopefully, the rich asshole's wallet would too. The plan was going to be almost too easy. What could possibly go wrong? ------------------ THIS BOOK IS COPY-RIGHT PROTECTED! DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES TAKE THIS WORK AND PUT IT ANYWHERE ELSE. I WILL FIND YOU AND YOU WILL PAY THE CONSEQUENCES.
#KILLME2 by theinkslingerr2
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A murderer is targeting the students of Brookside High, and the authorities suspect it has something to do with their social media profiles. Sixteen-year-old Ellis Ward's boyfriend is the latest victim and she'll stop at nothing to find the person responsible. With the help of hacker and troublemaker Finley Klepacki, will Ellis be able to figure out how the killer chooses their victims or will she make the same mistake as her dead boyfriend and post one last time? Cover by: @-blackrogue
The Smirking Jerk (Blake's POV) by DarknessAndLight
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"I'm in love with you." How many times would I have to think about this, how many times, before she could hear it, feel it, see it in my eyes? "I'm in love with you." How could I make her see without telling her, without scaring her off... without losing her. I couldn't lose her.