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So I Might Be a Vampire - Book 1 (Original Version) by iamRodneyVSmith
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Bob has got to be the worst vampire in the world. Without a guide to learn how to be a good vampire, he's making it up as he goes along... while holding down a day job. [Previously Featured #2 Vampire ] ***** Everything I'm about to tell you is a lie. Well, except the parts that actually happened, but I'm supposed to let you guess which those are. The parts about me being a vampire, working at a porn shop, and being completely clueless about vampires, those are completely true. Oh, the parts about Claude, my best friend for life, being a gentleman thief? All true. This is NOT a misguided and sordid tell-all about being a modern-day vampire. (wink wink) My vampire club for accidental vampires, Friends of Vlad does not exist. Neither do vampires like the terrifying and beautiful Beatrice. There is no big bad vampire boss named Harry pushing vampires into the 21st Century. Also nope about the vampire club in the heart of Toronto and a big nope on Madame Vera's House of the Not-so-dead. I'm just an ordinary guy who became a vampire. Nothing unusual about that. Nothing at all... [BOOK ONE of CHASING THE SUN SERIES] REVIEWS: @DavidJThirteen Humour has to be one of the toughest genres to get right. This book really pulls it off. Thank you for an enjoyable, entertaining read! @SharylFriend This was awesome beyond mere words!!! Should be a BESTSELLER! @Signed_Sealed_96 This has been by far the best and funniest book I've read. I love this and I can't wait to tell my friends about this b'%&hing vampire story I read nonstop.
Login Accepted - Incipere Online Book One by RJ_Triveri
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Warning! Login Accepted has been removed from Wattpad in preparation of publication on Amazon under Login Accepted - Incipere Online Book One! In 2049, the Singularity has emerged from the depths of the internet, and the world is better for it. Earth has entered a golden age of technology, developing wonders at a rate not seen since the Industrial Revolution. Man and machine exist together in the world with the help of integrated AR technology, and for those that aren't satisfied with the physical humdrum of Earth, the Inciperians eagerly welcome humans into their home. However even with such a bounty, the world keeps turning as it always has, and it still isn't always datum and daisies. Just ask Athos Aramis. After a robbery gone wrong and with his days numbered, he is forced to trade one machine-supported life for another. Thanks in part to a set of outdated guidebooks, Athos is ill-equipped for the journey and must learn to survive within a world the Singularity created for its own. As a chimera of the worlds left forgotten in cyberspace with its own gods and way of life, Incipere isn't a world to be taken lightly.
Under The Tent Top (COMPLETED) by ArianneBarroma
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"Welcome, we thank you for spending your night with us. We promise you, that this will be a party you will never forget!" Forget your troubles, prepare your payment, and welcome to The White Top Circus! ~*~ Twenty years after the East continents declared nuclear war to the West, the world regressed to their old patterns. Survival was key. People grew hungry. People grew desperate. Yet in this life of darkness, despair and hunger - for a small fee The White Top can take it all away! A show with the greatest wonders of man, a show with the greatest beauty of woman, and the only show with the infamous "Nightingale". "Nightingale" has been the most loved featured show of The White Top. Word of her voice echoed through the corners of the earth, her face brought peace of mind to many, and her affect so powerful some describe it as magical. Yet, behind the curtains a different story emerges. So what becomes of the "Nightingale" when the show reaches it's finale? What becomes of the man who seeks to keep her? And what becomes of the man who yearns to free her? -the circus ain't a love story- -------------------------------------------------------- All Rights Reserved To The Owners Of All Photos Used
His Eris (DISCONTINUED) by uaremyinsanity
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~In which a girl named Eris meets a boy named Killian.~ ... Killian was looking at me through hooded eyes, scanning my attire. "What are you wearing?" He asked. His tone was defensive, showing he wasn't sure how to act. "Nothing, why? You don't like it?" I asked innocently. "Eris, you look delicious. Take it off." ⚠️ Trigger Warning; mentions of rape and abuse.⚠️
THE RAVENS by anxgel09
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|| a sky full of stars and he was staring at her || - a t t i c u s ____________ Aliyah Jones grew up with a normal life, normal school, normal friends, and a normal family. However, things take a drastic turn when Aliyah's Father passes away from a tragic car accident. A year passes and Aliyah and her Mother have moved to a new town, Vixton Dale. Aliyah now attends her new high school, Vixton High. She wishes for a new fresh start, in hopes to move past from the pain and loneliness she once felt not so long ago. It isn't until Aliyah encounters the infamous and notorious gang, The Ravens. Will Aliyah find a new fresh start or will she find something much deeper? all rights reserved - 2018 - @bdelarosaa
just pretend  by goldnotes
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Andrew is a spoiled only child who attends Whitewater Preparatory School with his girlfriend Keanu. His parents focus all their attention on their one an only son trying their best to make him perfect. Leo is a rebellious misfit who attends a local high school despite having enough money to attend Whitewater with his sister Keanu. Keanu forces her brother Leo and boyfriend Andrew to spend more time together as their families become closer in hopes that it'll straighten Leo out. However, the opposite seems to happen. - Started: January 30, 2019 Finished: August 28, 2019
The Teacher by ravewood
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Rose goes to Australia for her summer before senior year, she never thought she would meet a guy nor ever hook up with him, but she did and now shes back in school and finds out that the guy she hooked up with is her new chemistry teacher. She tries to ignore him and pretend nothing happened but all he wants is her. Now available on amazon kindle: https://www.amazon.com/Teacher-Ravewood-Vish-ebook/dp/B06XQQH57T/ref=sr_1_4?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1490027901&sr=1-4&keywords=ravewood
Mafia War | 18+ | ✅ by PossessionPossessed
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Previously titled Mafia CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN "Do I make you wet?" He asked me breathing in my ear from behind me. "No and you'll never be able to." I said smirking, proud I found my voice again. "Is that a Challenge? If yes then you're on Bella." ~ When Isabella Denise, the assassin for the French Mafia, finds out that her own people are plotting to kill her, the feeling of betrayal drives her to collude with the Italians. That's when she meets Giovanni Marco Enzo, the head of the Italian Mafia Family. He was everything from cold and self-centered to intelligent and calculating. More importantly, he was a known womanizer. What would happen when Isabella finds herself drawn to him despite the circumstances? ___________________________________ This Book Has Mature Content and Frequent Use Of Abusive Language. 18+ suggested but if you are under well I cant stop you, read at your own risk.
Sushi Hotline  by AMG297
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"This is Holvan's Sushi hotline, how may I help you?" "That's one sexy voice" "Excuse me?" 🍣 A sushi loving girl and a mysterious hotline voice. Can I say much more? (Cover by @Mistalee_ ) ------- Like Dialogue books? Up for trying something new? Check out this book for a quick and easy read. It's a short and sweet dialogue book with descriptive thoughts as well as proper written chapters to mix things up! You'll fall in love with the characters, trust me, As always, keep reading! -AMG xx - #1 dialogue 18/9/19 (25.8k reads 1.46k votes) #5 Shortstory 19/12/19 (58.2k reads 3.06k votes) #3 shortstory 19/02/20 (125k reads 6.1k votes) #6 shortstory 19/03/21 (375k reads 20k votes) #10 shortstory 27/05/22 (595k reads 33.7k votes)
The Ugly Friend. by OriginalCreations
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Have you every thought that you weren't pretty enough? Violet Wilmingon has and every single day of her life. Her friends are drop dead gorgeous and then there's just her. She has been constantly told that she's ugly and soon she started to believe it. It's kind of hard not to believe something you here everyday. Violet can barely look in the mirror and when she does, she doesn't like what she sees. Will Violet ever gain enough confidence and realize that she's beautiful? You won't know unless you read this book.