"You look so dead." "Well you did find me on Tumblr."

"Tell that guy I'm paying for his food because he's hot." where yoongi pays for a really hot guys food while in being in a drivethru.

"What does apodyopsis mean?" "The act of mentally undressing someone."

Jimin: *New picture attachment!* Unknown number: !!! Jimin: thats what you're gonna say tonight hobi baby ;) Unknown number: WTF WTF WTF hobi baby is going to be very disappointed lol did you get circumcised with a chainsaw

littlemochi: i really like ur pants in which jimin comments on yoongi's picture that he really likes his pants.

"because being wild and free and dressing colorful is dangerous for boys in this society." in which jimin falls in love with a boy in a homophobic society.

"How about I give you 50 and you give me a kiss on the cheek?" where yoongi uses an online website to create the ideal boyfriend which happens to be park jimin.

Unknown: hey my bf is cheating i want to get him back do you want to cheat

Jimin accidently ends up texting a science major instead of his best friend. Jimin: Tae! TaeTae🐯💜: Who's this? Jimin: Tae, stop playing dumb. It's me, Jimin. TaeTae🐯💜: I probably read that wrong because I'm suffering from a veisalgia, but the fuck is a Tae? Jimin: Tf is a veisalgia?

"So... can we listen to more of that Chinese music?" "It's Korean, Jesus fucking Christ." started ; december sixth, 2015 finished ; february twenty second, 2016 161010 - 100k reads