*Chosen Mates* Mary Elizabeth Carter have gone through the Mating Ball for five consecutive years with no luck in snagging a mate. She didn't care if had a rank or he wasn't all that attractive. All she wanted was to be mated and sated. Yes, that's right. Thoroughly fucked. Now, at the age of twenty-five she was well on her way to be hung on the spinster shelf for the unwanted. She decided to break out of her shell and instead of waiting for someone to notice her. Get herself noticed. Her target was Beta of the Stonewall Pack. Luring him into a dark corner and planning to give the kiss of his lifetime, she gave it all. A kissed that took both of their breath away. The kiss led to an almost fairytale ending. Everything was going smoothly.... except she didn't kiss the Beta of the Stonewall Pack. Mary had accidentally snogged the most eligible bachelor that all unmated female werewolves have been pining for---Alpha Ryker of the Stonewall Pack.

shrek has an awesome birthday party! until his friends ruin it by ditching him and making out in his outhouse. but when shrek is ready to give up on the best birthday ever, he gets a special surprise ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )

In book three, Harry and Lexi's relationship is tested when new threats appear, including the infamous Sirius Black. Will the Cullens return back to Forks? Will Harry and Lexi's relationship last?

this is my 1st story so plz do not judge my kinkyness like my 3 other tomato friends they told me not to write this story on our account but I didn't listen they told me to write it on my account but swallow/suck it p.s sorry for the grammar error✌

Shrek and you have known each other since you were both children. You one day realize that you love and and he admits he loves you! But a tragic accident could change everything.

Carl Azuz is just a regular news anchor for CNN Student News, that is, until you come into his life.

18+ Carl Wheezer sexy smut!!!!! only for mature readers!!!!

For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

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