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Brooklyn Nine-Nine by asakayu
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
asakayu
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When Kim Namjoon becomes the commanding officer of Brooklyn's 99th precinct, he soon realizes that with the job comes babysitting six chaotic officers. ━━━━━━━━ "I didn't know tazing the microwave would start a fire!" Jungkook argued. "Well did you think it was going to fucking surrender and let you handcuff it?" Jin retorted, throwing the fire extinguisher into the flames. "That's not how you use a fire extinguisher, Jin!" Jimin screamed. ― A BTS crackfic © 2019 asakayu trailer by @Kidrauhl8Forever
* J * by Gangsta78
* J *
Gangsta78
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A Three Jokers Orgin story. So there's been a lot of Joker in the news lately. Lots of debate about giving him an origin story. Should he have one? Should it be multiple choice? Should it be a mystery? Well I'm curious by nature. I love the origin story idea. I'm all in for anything regarding the Joker. So I have partially given my Joker a semi origin story in One Bad Day. But this is going to be a full origin story. Actually it's a 3 Joker's orgin story. It may or may not have similarities to the one in One Bad Day but not much. This will be a totally new adventure for all of us. It will be rather graphic and contain lots of sensitive topics. Be forewarned. Again, I adhere to no specific Joker personality. Looks will always be Jared Leto Joker cuz let's face it, he's really the most fuckable Joker! Ha! Disclaimer: I do not own rights to any DC characters or work for DC comics. Though I totally should!
Seven Deadly Sins by MysterySender
Seven Deadly Sins
MysterySender
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Sloth, Greed, Envy, Pride, Gluttony, Wrath and Lust. It was all because of those. And now, they are being hunted by their sins. The question is, who is the real sinner? BTS Fan Fic. Epistolary. Date Started: 042218 Date Finished: 082018
NightQuinn by just_trash_tbh
NightQuinn
just_trash_tbh
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Dick Grayson and Harleen Quinzel are both tired of their current situations, they need a change. Something new. Someone new.
Of Birds, Rich Boys & Superpowered Teens by cherryousama
Of Birds, Rich Boys & Superpowered Teens
cherryousama
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Dick Grayson, older brother to three insufferable younger brothers (who he loves very much) and Gotham City's most eligible bachelor (or was it second? He didn't really keep track). Of course he had plans for a fine Saturday night. Getting called out by Gotham's own maniacal terrorist -- The Joker; yes, the Joker -- on national television, was not one of them. If that wasn't bad enough, now the Joker had all of Gotham City's criminals -- or more than half of the population -- right under his thumb. And you guessed it; now all of them are out to get the Wayne brothers! But the Wayne boys are more than just pretty faces and pockets overflowing with money; they are the Batman's protégés, the elusive elite band of vigilantes who fight crime and protect the city every night. With all of Gotham's worst criminals after them though, protecting their secret identities will be a challenge. So Batman has decided to call in the Young Justice team to help protect his sons. The Young Justice team came in expecting to be protecting some rich kids who had the misfortune to catch the eye of the Joker. What they hadn't been expecting was the utter chaos that was the Wayne household. Also available on Archive of our Own, under the same title and username!
The Last Laugh by sibanshee
The Last Laugh
sibanshee
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They say even the proudest spirit can be broken... with love. A dark force was shadowing the streets of Gotham City. And it wasn't The Joker. His Kingdom was being threatened and the warning's from the new threat had been made. Alliances were broke, and powerful gangs destroyed. He knew his was next, he was the main target from the start. The last piece of the puzzle. How far would The Joker go to save his Queen?
Sweet Dispositions I: Kumogakure | Sasuhina by Ovidae
Sweet Dispositions I: Kumogakure | Sasuhina
Ovidae
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Hyuuga Hinata and Uchiha Sasuke couldn't have been more far apart from each other. Sasuke didn't remember Hinata's name that hazy night when they slipped off into a motel when it was a wedding. Who knew that she would sleep with Sasuke Uchiha- let alone have his baby? After finding him in a bar, one month after they slept together, he decides to take her to the The Land of Lightning where there would be no danger for the child and by extension, Hinata. Why does Sasuke Uchiha appear to hate her? Will that all change when she brings his child to the world? Hint; Long slow burn Sasuhina story... Updates on Tuesdays. Disclaimer- I do not own naruto nor do I use this for profit. I DO NOT OWN NARUTO. MASASHI KISHIMOTO DOES. Completed as of 27/12/2018