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This is a fable. A very feeble fable in that matter. I'm writing this book because my 4 year old brain needs to pour out some of its content to make room for more ridiculousness. So this is an adventure that has been lost in time. So, audience, I give you The Adventures of SparkleButtz and GlitterBottom.