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"KNOWLEDGE IS POWER, BUT IGNORANCE IS BLISS." Naomi Swanson is fresh out of college, working as an assistant in a small paper supply company and inhaling coffee by the gallons. When an accident knocked her out, Naomi woke up in a world she had only seen through screens. Armed only with her phone and a questionable data plan, Naomi attempts not to be killed as she comes face-to-face with the Avengers, and so much more. Winner in Fanfiction Category | Watty Awards 2020 Cover by @zaramartinez- Spanish Translation available: @CrazyCattGirl French Translation available: @chrisebass Infinity War Spoilers! Disclaimer: Some explicit language will be used throughout this book. Do not read if you cannot handle light swearing. No sexual content. Disclaimer pt. 2: I do not own Marvel or any of the characters aside from Naomi Swanson. (Don't sue me Disney.)

"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

'How can I believe you after everything you've said to me was a lie?' ~ You lived a quiet life at Hogwarts. Not really talking too much with anyone. You were friends with the golden trio and refused to interfere in their fights and business. But when you come across the enemy of your friends in your 6th year, you soon become enemies with him too. Yet you can't seem to help but feel interested in him. But when you realise that all he can say to you are lies? What if you're stuck between your feelings and the pain he gives you? Does he really love you? Or was it all just a lie?

"How does it feel, Granger? How does it feel to know you were wrong? That all these years, you were wrong about Malfoy?" Cover made by the lovely @HolyDraco

Maya is bullied and the result is that she loses all hope in a good future for herself. She tries to deal with it on her own, but her friends notice that something is wrong with her. Farkle makes it his personal goal to figure out exactly what is happening and help Maya.

The God of Mischief has to pay for his crimes, so Odin sends him to Midgard as a punishment. Little did he know that the trip was going to be a long fall that ended right on someone's garden. The reader finds this man who claims to be a God from Norse mythology and who looks exactly like the actor Tom Hiddleston. What will happen when she tells him that he's just a fictional character from a movie? And what will she do when it all turns out to be real and not only a dream? Parallel dimensions are blending together and the reader finds herself caught in this adventure with her favorite fictional characters to find out what's happening to her world.

You've been living unhappily with your foster parents and hiding your magical abilities for years, until one day Thor accidentally throws a bus at your head and you get recruited as an Avengers trainee. Your world is turned upside down and soon after a certain trickster god arrives at the Avengers Tower to escalate the matter further. This fanfiction follows your progress through living life at the Avengers Tower with the team, and slowly but surely getting to know and like the god of mischief. Part two covers the events of Ragnarok, Infinity War and Endgame. Loki x reader-insert slow burn. Don't look at the chapter titles if you don't want some things spoiled! Previous #1 in fanfiction, loki and lokixreader Part one completed 29/09/2020 Part two completed 07/03/2021

After the New York attack, Loki is captured by the Avengers and was supposed to return to Asgard with his brother Thor. But somehow, he ends back on earth and loses his powers. While lurking on earth, he accidentally bumps into Alice Sigyn, who offers to help him, and secretly ruin him if he ever betrays her. But it seems her feelings will betray her first as she realizes she's falling for the God of Mischief. (Can be read as an alternate storyline to 'Avengers' or the 'Loki' series.)

"NO I NEVER SOLD MY SOUL, IF I EVER DO, THROW MY BONES TO THE WOLVES ." - [post war] copyright 2016 © melødy [UNDER EDITING] [word count: 91544] [contains sexual themes, swearing and violence]