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What would happen if you bumped into the man you swore your life and morale to... ...and he didn't even know you? (Female Insert) (1K Achieved 8.15.17)

A bunch of JJBA one shots I have been writing and posting on my tumblr and Ao3 (of the same name). Updates irregular cause COLLEGE! *Mild smut begins at chapter 39 (Dio x Reader x Jonathan), lemon begins at chapter 47 (Dio x Reader)*

She'll take the town by storm, with her all-American face and form- (Female Insert) 🇺🇸

Recipe for a perfect Vento Aureo fanfic: 1. Place the setting. Make sure to not insert too much, because then your story will be boring as fuck. 2. Add the characters. Check in case they are rotten, or they'll act out of character. 3. Time to put in the reader or your OC. You must check that they are not under-ripe, because no one likes a MarySue/GaryStue. 4. Kill off every single character or have them all want to fuck your protagonist. 5. Skip step 4. Don't you know this number is a sin? 6. Add a bit of humor. . . Well shit. The container spilled into the bowl. "I can't believe it. This whole world is a fucking JoJo reference!" 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹 FEM! Reader-insert Started: February 7, 2019 Finished: August 9, 2019 *COMPLETE*

*for the love of god, don't read this. it's AWFUL* A shy American girl gets dragged to Japan. A shy American girl brings tea to a soft-spoken stranger. A shy American girl falls in love. --(Please read the beginning of chapter -1.)-- (Female Insert) (1K achieved 5.22.17)

"I'd prefer we started off on the right foot. I'm glad you know me as Giovanna... and you, signorina?" "Not so fast, buster. Don't think I'll give you my real name so easily." ☆☆☆ You were intelligent. Cunning. Sly. The type of person that no one could figure out. The mystery around you was something that noone has ever unraveled, and you liked it that way. You could sit back behind the screen and run as one of the world's most sought-after intelligence without anyone ever knowing your identity, and you liked it that way. Don Giorno Giovanna, on the other hand, didn't take a liking to it. He wanted to know more about the alluring person behind the screen of Buccellati's laptop... why she was the way that she was. He wanted so desperately to see the real face and hear the real voice of that anonymous investigator, and why she was so damn good at piecing evidence together. He hated how although he was the most powerful mafia boss in all of Italy, some girl behind a screen could get the best of him. He didn't know in the slightest bit who she was, but he would die to find out. ☆☆☆ [in which Giorno Giovanna, head of Passione, needed someone to unravel the mystery behind multiple cases of members of his gang disappearing.] [Takes place after part 5. Everyone is still alive.] ☆☆☆ [I do not own Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, its characters, or any other elements of this story belonging to Hirohiko Araki or other predecessors. No Copyright infringement is intended.] [Cover art by me hehe] ☆☆☆ HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 in JJBA #1 in Shounen

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this is wgat you get for being a dio fucker

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