❝I DON'T THINK I'M DREAMING... I AIN'T GOT THE BRAINS TO MAKE THIS STUFF UP.❞ [in which we tell you about all the different creatures in the wizarding world]

❝NEW YORK IS CONSIDERABLY MORE INTERESTING THAN I EXPECTED.❞ [in which you give you a window into the world of the roaring twenties]

❝MY PHILOSOPHY IS THAT WORRYING MEANS YOU SUFFER TWICE.❞ [in which we give you tips for writing your fantastic fanfics]

bitches be like "let me rate your account!". thats me. im bitches

joanna gone mad.

everything wrong with fanfictions [brutally honest rants & writing tips] ©nikolaislantsovs

-some sad boi hour plots! ©nikolaislantsovs

❛ i know you're not a liar but i know you may need one of my plots. ❜ © hugo 2017

in which ellie shares the plots she knows she'll never write. ( rules on the intro. )