A badass pirate girl. A crew of bickering men. A missing captain. An iguana. A treasure map. Add to that a mermaid, a bunch of manatees, and perhaps a capybara or two. These are the ingredients to a crazy and unexpected adventure across the seven seas. Will the crew stop bickering? Will they find the treasure? And how did the iguana end up as the captain of the ship?

[ROUND TWO ONC 2021 qualifier] Young Camille Kamdev is hoping on her sixteen birthday she'll magically wake up as a zit-less, sassy, grown-up goddess, one babes will fall in love with because she finally has it, whatever 'it' is. That or the God of Love will take mercy on her and send someone. Instead, Cammy welcomes her sixteenth scratching an itch she can't rid of, her parents stare at her as if she's grown horns and conspire in hushed whispers--clearly up to something--and her best friend, Becca-Banana, blurts, "Oh, my God, guess who just asked me out?" in the clichést of cliches teen-love scenes. Reggie Sanchez with his lopsided smile and a dimple to die for is now taken. And if that wasn't enough to send any teen screaming, an unexpected visitor rocks up with news-to-end-all-news, just in time to throw her life into utter chaos. ~~~ "I'm a what?" Cammy asked, blinking like a deer caught in the headlight, for that is exactly what she was. Her visitor smiled, a smile so sickly sweet she both wanted to punch him in the face and go 'Aww, aren't you a cutie!' at the same time. "You're a Cupid, Miss Kamdev. It's in your name. Now. Shall we begin?" ~~~ Prompt #67: "What? Why are you looking at me as if I grew horns?" With a twist on Prompt #4: "You're a weapon, and weapons don't weep."--> to "You're a God, and Gods don't weep." FEATURED on: Round Two Qualifier - ONC 2021 @WattpadStars - 'Tis the Season (Dec 2021) @mythandlegend - ONC2021 Mythmakers @YA - Animal House (Aug 2021) ALL RIGHTS RESERVED (2021) Eva Acharya. No part of this novella may be copied, or translated without explicit permission from me.

Four bad boys, Ayden, Hayden, Brayden, and Okayden, try to form a school club to learn how to fight their bad boy instincts, or succumb to cliches trying. ******* When Ayden's six-pack appeared when he was nine, he realized that he was born to be a bad boy. Far for embracing it, he has dedicated his whole life to avoid every cliche in the book, from girls with mysterious pasts stumbling into him in the hallways, to always changing schools to be the "mysterious new kid," to ancient beings asking him to be a chosen one every other day. But a fated encounter with the captain of the football team makes him realized that he is not the only one cursed with being a bad boy. There are others like him. Alone, they are weak. Together, they are strong. Sort of. With the mission to finding others cursed with being bad boys, Ayden and his new friends will work together to make a school club where they can help each other avoid the trappings of cliche and finish the school year unscathed. That is, if they can convince the student council president to let them form the club in the first place. [SEASON 1 COMPLETED] [SEASON 2 COMPLETED] [SEASON 3 COMPLETED] Cover by @Feralshadow

A jaded executive needs to save a horse and ride a cowboy instead. * * * * * When a careless mistake forces Manhattan financier and champion show jumper Alejandra Barros into a posh Colorado rehab facility as a term of keeping her jet-setting job, the perfectly chiseled abs of a local cowboy might be intriguing enough to make the workaholic reassess her priorities. But Ali doesn't count on hot-as-hell ranch hand Hank Mathis being just as physically and emotionally damaged as she is, even if he's a lot better than her at hiding it. These polar opposites will first need to be honest with themselves - and then with each other - to not only start to heal, but to also forge a relationship outside of Pebble Creek Lodge that's worth fighting for. Otherwise, Ali and Hank will risk losing the one thing that could truly make them happy: each other. * * * * * This book was previously published by Pocket Star/Simon and Schuster under the title: THE LAST RESORT (2017). Content Warning for mature situations and discussions including sex, trauma, PTSD, hidden disabilities, addiction, and psychological/physical injury.

Suzi needs a date. Well actually, based on the bet she made with her two best friends, she needs thirty-one dates. Thirty one blind dates to be exact. She's doing well, this is number seventeen already. This time she'll be going retro. At the Oceanarium. Perhaps, she has been doing too well? When Suzi's date doesn't show up and the carnation they was meant to be wearing is swimming with the fishies, Suzi knows she's in real trouble. Lethal trouble. This one-shot is part of the 31 Blind Dates anthology from more than two dozen Wattpad writers including members of the Stars program, published authors, Ambassadors and Wattys winners. At the end of each story, you will find the link to the next chapter in the collection.

Suzi needs a date. Okay, because of a foolhardy bet she made with her two best friends, she needs thirty-one dates. Thirty one blind dates to be exact... and her sources are getting interesting. After a somewhat disastrous first date, a thoughtful gesture from Trystan makes Suzi think she can take on this bet after all. One problem. It's 5 P.M. on Day 3 and Suzi has no date. After her few leads peter out, Suzi is more than a little desperate. Until she catches a personals ad in the local penny-saver. 'Looking for the transdimensional time of your life?' What sci - fi nerd could resist an offer like that? This one-shot is part of the 31 Blind Dates anthology from more than two dozen Wattpad writers including members of the Stars program, published authors, Ambassadors and Wattys winners. At the end of each story, you will find the link to the next chapter in the collection.

Suzi needs a date. Well, actually, based on the bet she just made with her two best friends, she needs 31 dates. Thirty-one blind dates to be exact. In "Crickets," Suzi meets a blind date for lunch at a hip restaurant, but he's not what catches her eye. And someone eats a bug. This one-shot is part of the 31 Blind Dates anthology from more than two dozen Wattpad writers including members of the Stars program, published authors, Ambassadors and Wattys winners. At the end of each story, you will find the link to the next chapter in the collection.

Merfolk? Check. Axes? Check. Funky glowing green rock? Check. Moon around Mars? Check. What have I gotten myself into? Forewarned: This is a parody. A huge thank-you to @rentachi for this beautiful cover!

A Werewolves in Space story. This is a work of satire. Oliver Ambrose, a student of the University of Brasslantis, must solve a murder and clear his professor's name. The first book in the universe: https://my.w.tt/WF3ukwkNUU (My Bad Boy Werewolf Quadrillionaire Space Lord) The other books: https://my.w.tt/q4CRFpXMUU (Blood and Glitter)

Proof that Wattpad has enough culture to make fun of. ***** Luca Cardego is the world's first and only quadrillionaire, so rich he has singlehandedly financed the terraforming of an entire world. He is also an unapologetic playboy with a possible shirt allergy, and a werewolf. But when space pirate Isabella Bonny crash-lands onto his world and into his life, she threatens to uncover more than just a secret buried beneath the Martian soil. She also upends his life in other ways, and leave him desiring more than vapid socialites and endless pool parties on space yachts. This, finally, is the werewolf story taken as seriously as Wattpad deserves. First book of the Werewolves in Space series.