Just a cliche... Peter texts the wrong number and finds a friend in a person he doesn't even know. How could this possibly go wrong you ask? Well I'm the god over these characters so it could go very wrong if that is what I wish to happen :) (Wrong Number IronDad Fic) -- Peter: YOU ASSHOLE ???: WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME ???: PLUS WHO ARE YOU Peter: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHO AM I, WHO ELSE WOULD BE PISSED OFF AT YOU RIGHT NOW ???: Honestly, right now you could be any one. ???: I piss off people on a daily basis. Peter: wait, what. Who else is mad at you? Do I need to fight someone on your behalf??!?! ???: Pretty sure I got more people wanting me dead than dollars in my pocket. ???: Actually no, that is a false statement. I'm richer than any other bitch on this planet. Peter: oKaY yOu'Re NoT nEd ???: hOw Do YoU kNoW. Maybe I am Ted -- I don't own the cover art because I'm not that skilled at anything and the characters aren't mine of course because I'm poor ;) And yes the smiles are added to try and make me seem nice :)

How To Be The Best Third Wheel is now published as a Paperback & E-book by Wattpad Books! As a Wattpad reader, you can also now access the Original Edition for free and the Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase. It's the last year of high school, and everything has changed . . . ***** After a summer spent in the Philippines, Lara Dela Cruz is eager to start her senior year and, most importantly, reunite with her three besties. But what she did not expect was to show up on the first day of school to all three of her friends now in relationships. Fighting for their attention, catching some new and confusing feelings for long-time frenemy James, and wading through the pressures of post-high-school plans all have Lara reeling. And to make matters worse, Lara's beautiful and untrustworthy cousin conveniently appears and wiggles her way right between her and James' budding relationship. Feeling like a third wheel in more ways than one, Lara must learn to accept that change is inevitable, love is complicated, and being the odd one out is sometimes where inner power is found. [[Word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Cover design by Jill Caldwell Wattys 2020 YA fiction Winner Wattpad Books Prize Winner