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The Side Character ☑ by ZarinLyss
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**Featured in the Wattpad humor profile** "The ones who laugh the most, are also the ones who cry the most." No one will laugh with the pimply, overweight girl. They'll laugh at her. And joining them was a much better alternative for Lisa, who was terrified of being alone once again. Let them laugh at her. It were all just harmless jokes, after all. But her monotone life of pretending.to be the cliche best friend is interrupted when Ryder Woods - the epitome of delinquency and mystery - comes back to town. Paired up with his leather jackets and so-vile-Kanye-West-will-get-a-run-for-his-money curses, Lisa thinks Ryder to be the ideal partner for her good girl best friend. Real life bad boy and good girl couple? Set up by her? That's like her dream come true! But she soon realizes that there's more to Ryder than swearing and leather. He's not the typical bad boy she knows from Wattpad books and the monsters he's hiding in his closet are actually scarier than Lisa's matchmaking plans. Beautiful cover made by @sereneur
Worst Story on Wattpad ✓ by arcticstars
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Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!
The Worst Story Ever (Wattpad Cliches) by tamspissedpants
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**A Wattpad Cliche** Cover by @thatcyrusguy I actually love Wattpad. It is a really genius idea. But, I'm sure that I'm not the only one who searches for hours upon hours (okay, ten minutes) searching for that perfect non-cliche book. This is for all aspiring writers who want to know the don'ts (just the don'ts) of writing a wattpad book, and also for anyone who loves it when other people are made fun of. Fall in love with Lana as she stumbles through life as a clueless naive 17-year-old supermodel. Actually, don't fall in love with her. Because if you do, Braxton the guy she might (definitely will) end up with by the end of the story, will freaking kill you. Thank you for reading. Captain_Epic_Jen Find on Amazon at: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07KNKCFVZ (Link in comments and Bio)
𝐖𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫'𝐬 𝐆𝐮𝐢𝐝𝐞 by TinaaSnow
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𝐂𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬, 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐬, 𝐟𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐦𝐬 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐈 • Cover Themes 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐈 𝐈 • Story Ideas 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐈 𝐈 𝐈 • Face Claims 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐈 𝐕 • Fonts 𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐲 𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤! 𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐘 𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠. ᶜᵒᵐᵇᶦⁿᶦⁿᵍ ˢᵉᵛᵉʳᵃˡ ᵇᵒᵒᵏˢ ᶦⁿᵗᵒ ᵒⁿᵉ
WOC FACE CLAIMS by estreIIas
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WOC FACE CLAIMS. ❝ women come from a whole range of backgrounds. if our visions of peace don't include these differences, then our peace will be partial. ❞ #15 in random women of color face claims book one : ongoing copyright 2016 © estreiias
The Book Of Lovely WOC Face Claims [COMPLETED] by ImagineRose95
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I hardly see any WOC OCs when I get on here to read a story. So here's some lovely WOC to use in your stories ;)
My Immortal by foreverMyimmortal
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Ok so this isnt mine but the original person who made this deleted there account and im making a bloody fanfic off of this so i might as well put this on here also before reading this is called the worst fanfic of all time. i did not make this i own nothing of this
Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles by Cellarue
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"Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann" ~ Turn back now ~ @StorySins reviewed (1224 Sins) @Define_gf: "I'd rather read My Immortal a hundred times than read this bs again" @Chloem_F: "This book is one of the reasons I'm an atheist now" @HailSithis02: "K I L L M E" #isurvivedhspm ~ **This is not my book! I am just republishing it off fanfiction.net. The cover is also not mine**
Starkit's Prophecy by STARKITSPROPHECY
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~DISCLAIMER: I do not own this book, I am only showing it before I show you my re-written version~ Starkit has many hardships through her life. With the prophecy 'Out of darkness, stars will come and get rid of the evil tiger and holly.' Will Starkit be able to figure it out?
Everything Wrong With: My Immortal by StorySins
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My Immortal: widely regarded as the worst piece of fanfiction ever written, EVER! But we here at StorySins weren't happy with that assumption, and so we decided to test it! Here are the results. No spelling mistake goes unpunished. No assault to the reader's basic human decency goes un-snarked at. So come on and join Harry Potter, Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way, Professor Snap [sic] and all your old favorites for EVERYTHING Wrong With My Immortal.