"Ok, then what are some other 'assumptions' of yours?" Regulus asked. I set my tea down and stared at him. "You think coffee tastes like dirt, you prefer your mum over your dad, you convince yourself that the reason you hate your brother is because he's irritating and not because you actually miss him, when you were little you wanted to play professional quidditch, and your dream is to live in the French countryside." "I hate France," he said. "Just assumptions," I repeated again with a small smirk. *********************************************************************************************** While the wizarding world is on the brink of its first war, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry remains a sanctuary for students. Thalia Lark, a seventh-year Slytherin, returns to school along with the majority of her classmates. Thalia, however, struggles to feel a sense of normalcy after the death of her brother, Roman. Regulus Black, newly recruited death eater, grapples with the same quest for normalcy when he finds himself swallowed by a life he didn't choose. The two gravitate towards one another and form an unlikely bond. Follow the slow-burning story of friendship, love, and war in "Assumption." I do not own any rights to the Harry Potter franchise. All characters are J.K Rowling's except for my own. Best rankings: #1 in "regulus" out of 860 (8/1/21) #1 in "siriusblack" out of 26.8k (10/11/21) #1 in "harrypotter" out of 178k (7/31/21) #1 in "lark" out of 165 (6/30/21) #2 in "regulusblack" out of 3.8k (6/30/21) #3 in "marauders" out of 17.7k (7/18/21) CURRENTLY EDITING AND REVISING

❝I want you for worse or for better. I would wait forever and ever...❞ Elizabeth Reething is a Ravenclaw: polite, intelligent, curious, and best friends with Draco Malfoy. She just so happens to be the target of Harry Potter's unconditional affection, an affection that pushes even her best attempts at being polite and friendly. Book cover template by @humaneity, based off of Shawn Mendes' "Handwritten" album cover.

Shan Yu could be argued to be the cruelest villain of all time. Maleficent terrorized a kingdom, never really killing anyone; Jafar did nothing more than pull the strings behind the scenes; Ursula only lurked underwater, but Shan Yu killed, pillaged, looted, and he had his enemies' heads to prove it. But the cruelest thing he had ever done, was leaving his daughter when she was still in the single digits. --- Xiao Jun makes chills run down everyone on the Isle's spines at the mere mention of her name. The Chinese girl with a permanent scowl on her face makes even Maleficent gulp. When Mal fails her mother and refuses to break the barrier, Xiao Jun is left stuck on the Isle, with even more rage added to the seventeen years of anger built up inside of her. Armed with the cruel nature of her father, a determination stronger than steel, strategic manipulation and a Chinese spear, XJ will make the world fall at her feet, and then, if her father comes crawling back to her, she will take his life. If not, well, she's planning to hunt him down and kill him anyway, assuming he's still alive of course. However, she forgot to add one element into the equation. And that element came in the form of a boy with a silver hook, black eyeliner, a red leather coat and the nerve to steal her heart. --- 'It was terrifying to see someone so infuriated that even facial expressions could not convey their emotions. And it was even more terrifying to see that same person with a highly lethal weapon in their possession.' --- Sequel now live: XF

"What, you don't think I'm a bad boy?" "We're in an camp for delinquents. They're all bad boys here." FIRST BOOK IN THE WICKED SERIES

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

bakugou katsuki x reader {finished but still posting extras !!} "do you always kiss the people you hate?" "no, just you." "oh wonderful." where the explosive class 1-a asshole and his girlfriend get along sometimes,,, disclaimers !! ❥bnha and all of its characters belong to horikoshi ❥i also don't own any pictures i put in heree ❥lowercase is intended!! ❥swearing cos katsuki lolol + suggestive stuff like actually ❥CW AND TW : contains mention of panic attacks, anxiety, trauma etc !! ♕ i made a lot of icky jokes and whatever but people still enjoy this so ill keep it up but please know this isnt accurate to how i am/write rn and this was my first book lols

❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotline?❞ ---- fun conversations between two Potterheads over the Starbucks hotline. [highest rank: #6 in short story] [highest rank: #2 in short story 5/6/17]

"When did you find astronomy so interesting?" "When I found something worth looking at." [Marauders Era]

James Potter is infatuated. Utterly and completely infatuated. And he isn't going to give up that easily. (James/OC) UNEDITED!!!

Everything about him was poisonous, his looks, his power and, most of all, his magic. And yet, she knew she would never want him to change, because, for her, he was perfect just the way he was, with this emotionless, dangerous, intoxicating way of doing magic. If you had asked her whether this was a love story she would have told you that she knew he wasn't capable of loving and he knew she wasn't going to try and change him. And yet, if you had asked her whether this was a love story she would have told you that the answer depends on what you expect. She knew that he couldn't love, she accepted that he didn't care, but she would die to make him understand.