Well, I decided that if I keep posting my 'Ways to annoy' one-shots individually, then it'd get too crowded in my works, so I'm combining all future 'Ways to annoy' works under one fic. Enjoy!

Exactly what the title sounds like! Have a quote? Submit it in the submissions chapter, now in the second book! Otherwise, have fun reading!

Airachnid and Jack start forming a unique bond when jack starts to visit her often Disclaimer do not own Transformers Prime or any of the characters in the show

Yea, I know there are a few out there, but all the ones I've seen is just silly stuff. I thought, what if I made legitimate bloopers. Eh, it's hard to explain. Read on and you'll figure it out.

This story takes place after the Florida 500. After beating Storm, Cruz races for Dinoco and she really enjoys her new career as a racer more than a trainer! But what happens when Jackson Storm becomes her rival?

This came to mind as soon as I saw a transformers babies scenario and I'm like, "HELL YA!" Enjoy the series

"It seems that we have almost come full circle once again," Megatron crooned, taking a few calculated steps toward Jack, who immediately tensed into a fight-ready position. "Going to strike a deal with me once more, Jackson?" "You murdered my mother," Jack's servos transformed into their swords. "There will be no bargaining. I'm going to take your spark, right here, right now!" "Oh, is that what the Autobots told you?" Megatron grinned, sharp denta bared. Smokescreen felt the energon drain from his helm at the look. "They lied to you, Jack. Your mother is alive and well." "Liar!" Jack snarled, armor plating bristled up, moments from attack. "Arcee watched her die! Collected her ashes! There was no way you could have possibly - " "But I did," Megatron interrupted, cutting off the mechling mid-rant and continuing as if he had not. "Soundwave opened a Groundbridge portal and safely delivered her onto the Nemesis. Would you like to become reacquainted?" There was tense silence, Jack unmoving from his position. As desperately as he wanted to say yes, he knew that the warlord could use that word to contract him into anything. He had to be careful - he needed to know the terms and conditions. The Decepticon did not wait for an answer, however. Behind him a Groundbridge portal opened, the gaping vortex empty for several seconds before the Decepticon extended a servo outward, as if waiting for something to be dropped into his palm. "June," he rumbled. "Attend to your master." Jack watched with wide, unbelieving optics, as a never before seen Predacon slipped through the portal.

Sitikus_99: Aaahhhhhh.. there you go, finally found the great chat at Facebook with an autobots and the decepticons.. hehehe, this will be interesting.. Rocker_Band: Who Are You?! Sitikus_99:!! Sitikus_99 has being logged off

puede tener hentai,y un poco de yaoi jejeje esto lo hago para una pequeña recompensación de mi fanfic, ya que me podría tardar un pov en el siguiente capítulo <3 *espero que les gusto*

A collection of short stories I wrote featuring the characters of Disney Pixar's Cars!