About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

Tom nook finds a quick and easy way to save a few extra bells

The ultimate love story of the century. Guaranteed to make even the toughest cry

This is actual cancer

This is just a compilation of papa franku quotes. (Plz don't smite me)