'Pranks and Perverts and Padfoot, oh my!' Meet Kelsey 'Kelpie' Jones: Miss Americana, Comic lover and the Hufflepuff who doesn't give a Hufflefuck. Having Lily Evans accidentally fall in love with James Potter was never a part of her plan to get revenge on Sirius Black, Heartbreak Prince of Hogwarts and the Bane of her Existence. Neither was realising her own affinity for his perfectly snoggable lips. But hey, all's fair in love and war, right? Highest Ranking: #1 in #harrypotter | March 11, 2021 Started: October 2, 2020 | Completed: January 24, 2021 Final Word Count: 100K ϟ "There was a book." "A book?" "More like a magazine, really." "Oh?" "It had dirty pictures.." "Wicked!" "..of naked witches." "No!" "Yes!" "Well, continue!" "Word around school is that Kinky Kelpie can procure these magazines if you ask. For a price of course." ϟ Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter (or the GIFs/Images used for aesthetics purposes in the book)

𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐘 ━━ ✧˖*. | ❝Have you always been this dumb?❞ | ✧˖*. Azalea Dumbledore is a secret hidden from the Wizarding world. A curse was placed on her at the age of seventeen, forcing her to sleep until her true love could gift her with a kiss. She has not aged since 1895. After the death of their younger sister Ariana, Albus has kept a close eye on her - until the Marauders break into his office one night. ✎↷ Started: 04/09/2019 Finished: 05/04/2019 Edited: 04/09/2020 ❪ 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗣𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀 ❫ ❪ 𝗰𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝘆 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗞𝗮𝗻𝗻 ❫

James Potter lied to his parents that he was in a relationship. Who's the unlucky girl? Gwen Selwyn, his childhood friend and neighbor. "Who's your girlfriend James?" A long silence emitted in the dining room. "Gwen." (marauders era) (OC x James Potter) ©potterdrip 2020 SAME UNIVERSE AS MY OTHER BOOK 'SCARED|Sirius Black'

❝𝑯𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒆 𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒆, 𝒊'𝒎 𝒇𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒊'𝒎 𝒇𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍 𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒅. ❞ IN WHICH James Potter needs to heal, and fortunately for him, Grace Valdez was a born healer. ･｡COMPLETED [JAMES POTTER, Marauders era.] [james x fem oc !]

OLD DRAFT, ella-rose, a strong-willed gryffindor, had always known james. they had been best friends since they were born and it's only when seventh year rolls around that the true nature of their friendship comes to light and drama rocks their once perfect world. seventh year, marauders era james potter x fem!oc dec 2020-mar 2021

𝐇𝐔𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐄 | ❝ 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾'𝗌 𝖺 𝗌𝗍𝗈𝗋𝗆 𝗒𝗈𝗎'𝗋𝖾 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗇𝗈𝗐. ❞ ── in which a drunken night completely changes james and olivia's lives forever. or ── where olivia kinsley and james potter give their all to protect the family they created. 𝗝𝗨𝗕𝗜𝗟𝗘𝗘𝗟𝗹𝗡𝗘 © 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟗 𝗝𝗔𝗠𝗘𝗦 𝗣𝗢𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗫 𝗢𝗖 𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗨𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗦 𝗘𝗥𝗔

-𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐃𝐀𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐄𝐑 ᶜᵉᵈʳⁱᶜ ᴰⁱᵍᵍᵒʳʸ, ᴳᵉᵒʳᵍᵉ ᵂᵉᵃˢˡᵉʸ ♚'𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫.'♚ ♚ -How Bellatrix's lunatic, psychotic, and chilling daughter doesn't get the endgame she deserves with her first love but possibly with another. ♚ (ootp-dh) (...cedricxfem!oc) (...georgexfem!oc) (cover by @fuxkingtomlinson)

Lillith Greengrass wasn't liked by her Family. She had a hard life, a mom who hated her and a dad who would ignore her all the time. Lillith also had a disliking to her sister Astoria since her parents loved her. Lillith loved school and was a very smart girl. She alway's had to follow the rules and be a good student. But everything changed when she started to get closer to Fred and George Weasley and soon started to have a deeper liking to George. They turned her life up side down and became friends. Thank you to @-voidallition for the cover Idea and tips

- UNEDITED The Boy Who Lived, The Chosen One, Harry James Potter. When Harry discovered that Sirius Black was his legal guardian, his life was flipped around. He finally had a parental figure and Sirius was willing to do anything for him. Celestia Faith Black, daughter of the infamous Sirius Black, second best to Harry Potter. After discovering her father was innocent of all crimes, she wanted to get closer with him. But that tends to be a lot harder when your father favours his godson more than you. [ STARTED: 1 DECEMBER 2020 ] [ FINISHED: 19 APRIL 2024 ] [ ORDER OF THE PHOENIX - DEATHLY HALLOWS ] { THEODORE NOTT x FEMALE OC } ✍︎ highest rankings ✍︎ #1 in THEODORENOTT #1 in MALFOY #1 in SIRIUSBLACKDAUGHTER #1 in POV #1 in THEONOTT #1 in EATER #2 in BLAISEZABINI #2 in DEATHEATER #2 in DRACO #2 in BLACK #3 in SIRIUS #4 in SLYTHERIN #4 in SIRIUSBLACK #4 in EVIL #5 in BETRAYAL #5 in VOLDEMORT

☄︎ ⋆·˚ ⋆ *. ⇒ 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐂𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐍 𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐒 Eleanor Lupin hates her life. This isn't an overstatement. She's barely allowed to do anything, basically her parents are safety freaks who worry that she's going to get herself killed. But it's more than that. Elle's been conditioned to be oblivious, to not notice the signs as she grew up of the light bulbs flickering, the ornaments on the mantle piece shaking and the mirrors shattering because there's no way that she could have caused that, right? ✰✰✰ A story where a young girl discovers the lies embedded in her life by her parents and ends up being introduced into a world of magic, friendship and eventually 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 ⇒ Started - 29th August 2020 Finished - 18th October 2020 ⇐